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Quotes About Leftovers

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Calvin Trillin
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
Calvin Trillin

Jarod Kintz
“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
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Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Jarod Kintz
“I’m a little more reserved in person than people expect. But I warm up quickly, like leftovers. Meatloaf, anyone?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Libba Bray
“Weren't you wearing a purity ring when we got here? Aren't you supposed to be saving yourself?" Shanti asked.

"Yeah," Mary Lou answered. "And then I thought, for what? You save leftovers. My sex is not a leftover, and it is not a Christmas present.”
Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

Jarod Kintz
“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I made her a bathing suit—out of saran wrap. We made love like leftovers.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jarod Kintz
“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I’m only using leftovers.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“It’s amazing that a thin film of plastic wrap is enough to protect food against the aggression of hungry marauders. Or maybe the plastic cover doesn’t act as a shield, but rather the starving mob is staved off by one simple word: Leftovers.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I like to get to-go boxes at restaurants where not only did I not eat in, but apparently their patrons didn’t either, judging by how much food they left on their plates.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“My love is like leftovers, and her image is the original meal. I should have eaten it all in one sitting.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“The leftover remains of a human brainstorm might make tasty soup”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“Love, like lightning, can strike anytime. That’s why I say tinfoil is not just for leftovers—it’s for channeling romance into your life.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I want to save the world, one leftover dish at a time. That’s what real love is, you see. And if you don’t see, you must be in the Cult of Helen Keller.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off, with leftovers, and I said this was the best second-time dinner I’ve ever had a first time. Oh, I had it before, when it was fresh and first made, but this was the first time I was having it for a second time, and that made it special, like a tie at the Olympics. Would both winners get medals made of two metals, gold and silver? That’s what I thought about as I chewed the food as I tried to remember what it tasted like the first time.”
Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

Jarod Kintz
“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed, but I’d be a leftover. I guess the real question is, Would you rather make love to me or make dinner?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I was: leftovers.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“There should be a soup spoon on the end of fire truck ladders, because fires do nothing if they don’t warm up leftovers.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I am your Wednesday Sex Meatloaf. At least, I’d like to be. This Tuesday I have a vacancy, if you like leftovers from six days before.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Like pets, I name my leftover food. Only I name them all after myself, partly so my coworkers won’t eat them in the fridge, but mostly out of vanity.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“A mannequin doesn’t eat leftovers—but it does eat the plastic wrap covering the leftovers. Love is kind of like that too, don’t you think?
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Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“We made love like Leftover Tuesday you eat cold on a warm Wednesday morning. And the next day I didn’t hear from her until the following yesterday.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“Love is as clear as saran wrap, and just as necessary for preserving our interpersonal leftovers. If you’re ready to heat things up, I’m ready to spoon.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Love is bringing an empty Tupperware container on your date, not to hold leftovers from dinner, but just in case your date really has to shit.
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Jarod Kintz, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Jarod Kintz
“I cling to our love like saran wrap on leftovers. If you want to know when dinner will be ready, the answer is last night. We could make love, or we could simply reheat what we already had.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yesterday, but she left today. Now I feel like leftovers, but I don’t feel like leftovers. I need to cook and eat a fresh meal to not think of myself as yesterday’s fresh meal.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

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