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Quotes About Late

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Dr. Seuss
“How did it get so late so soon?”
Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss
“How did it get so late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December is here before it's June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?”
Dr. Seuss

Jarod Kintz
“I want to scream sometimes, because I hate when people refer to a dead person as the “late” so and so. I’m sorry to break that bad news, but that person isn’t just late—they’re not even coming!”
Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

Jarod Kintz
“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jennifer Estep
“You're late."

"Sorry. I was busy talking about my feelings and killing people.”
Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite

Edward Verrall Lucas
“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”
Edward Verrall Lucas

Jarod Kintz
“Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”
Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

Jarod Kintz
“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Lauren Kate
“People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal'...”
Lauren Kate, Fallen

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Ah, Nothing is too late, till the tired heart shall cease to palpitate.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

John Kennedy Toole
“I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality.”
John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

Shigeru Miyamoto
“A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever.”
Shigeru Miyamoto

Mitch Albom
“It is too late."

The old man shook his head. "It is never too late or too soon. It is when it is supposed to be."

He smiled. "There is a plan, Dor.”
Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper

Benedict Cumberbatch
“I've been quite a late developer on the clothes front, but I've suddenly realised it is one of life's joys.”
Benedict Cumberbatch

Jarod Kintz
“The closer I get, the faster I have to go. Otherwise, I might be late to the very place where I’m not even expected. Adding to my tardiness is the fact that I don’t even know where I’m going. And I can’t get from here to there when I don’t even know where I am, let alone where I’m going. All I know is I’m going fast, but not fast enough.”
Jarod Kintz, $3.33

Jarod Kintz
“Me: On time. Women: Late. Death: Early.”
Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Michael Bassey Johnson
“It doesn't really matter if you are left behind the back, but what matters is your capacity to pull and push everyone by your way to get to the front.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Jarod Kintz
“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.”
Jarod Kintz, $3.33

Jarod Kintz
“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good to be true. Temptation overtook me, so I reached in the car, popped the trunk, and closed myself in. Boy, the owner of the car was sure in for a surprise. And he got it too—two days later. With no food, water, or cell phone on me, I nearly lost my life, and my job. I showed up late to work, but they didn’t believe me when I said I was stuck in traffic for 48 hours.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Adam Rex
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.”
Adam Rex, Cold Cereal

Jarod Kintz
“Even if I didn’t have to deal with traffic and could teleport, I’d still be late all the time. The only difference is my excuses would have to be more efficient.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Toba Beta
“Often, it’s hard to identify an economic event risk until it's too late.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

Jarod Kintz
“I’m running late. But that’s OK, because I’m wearing Nikes.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“The earliest I’ve ever been late is on time.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Jarod Kintz
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic was nonexistent.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Israelmore Ayivor
“Your later may be late. Never postpone your salvation HOURS to tomorrow. If it's not now, it may be never. The days are not OURS!”
Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365

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