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Quotes About Karate

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Jarod Kintz
“I apologized for punching him. I thought he was attacking me with a karate chop disguised as a handshake.
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Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Ferdinand Foch
“The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.”
Ferdinand Foch

Jarod Kintz
“I practice karate moves when I think nobody is watching. It’s all part of being a real American badass, I guess. Chicks dig it. I mean they would, if they ever looked and caught me in a moment of awesomeness.
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Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I’ll kill you with kindness. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll kill you with something deadlier, like a karate chop.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Jarod Kintz
“The ocean waves were choppy. Good thing I know karate and was able to fight back.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

David Wong
“John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I thought for an odd moment he had moved his limbs so fast they had made that whoosh sound through air but then I realized John was making that sound with his mouth.”
David Wong, John Dies at the End

Jarod Kintz
“The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“Yesterday I bought myself a karate trophy. But I feel like I won it, because the salesman really beat me up over the price.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Jarod Kintz
“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less deadly. But I’m great with bagels—and disobedient old people.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at getting into boxes, so here, try opening it with my portable meow maker.
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Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Elvis Presley
“Be ye innocent as doves yet wise as serphants" new testament quoted by Elvis Presley and applied to karate”
Elvis Presley

Jarod Kintz
“I just started karate, because when I master the karate chop, I’m going into the forest to be a lumberjack.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Jarod Kintz
“A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.”
Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Jarod Kintz
“I don’t like to brag or frighten, but I’ve got a black belt. And a brown one, which I sometimes wear with black slacks.”
Jarod Kintz, $3.33

James  Brown
“I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!”
James Brown

Jarod Kintz
“I’m trained in sarcasm. It’s like karate, only the sting lasts longer.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“Karate chops aren’t very effective for felling trees. Not for lumberjacks.”
Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Jarod Kintz
“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might be a bit choppy.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve got better ways of stirring, like renting Michael Phelps’ 400 IM time.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“Rather than eat a bag of chips, I'd rather munch on karate chops. Not only are they not as salty, but when I get thirsty, I drink the blood that’s gushing from my mouth.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“If you ever find yourself in a blender with a banana and an orange, just start throwing karate chops.
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Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Jarod Kintz
“If you have a karate trophy, but quit fighting, I’ll buy your trophy from you and inherit your deadly skill. If I have a trophy, I must be good.
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Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“I karate chop like a hummingbird beats its wings, and I am deadly around sugar water. I’d kill for a cup of Kool-Aid.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

“Karate is like hand sanitizer. It needs...flow.”
Dean Johnson
tags: karate

Jarod Kintz
“I ate leftover karate chops, before they could smash through the Styrofoam container holding them. 
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Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Enock Maregesi
“Baada ya kelele zile Murphy alijisemea moyoni kama angebaki pale alipokuwa amebana au angetoka, washenzi wangemvua nguo; alitaka akimbilie nje lakini akasita. Nje wangeweza kumwona na hivyo kumuua wakati sasa alishaanza jitihada za kuokoa maisha yake. Alipofikiri kwa sana aliamua liwalo na liwe. Alikurupuka akajirusha nje, ambako chapuchapu alinyanyuka na kuangaza sehemu zote lakini bila kuona adui hata mmoja. Tumaini la kushinda likamwendea ghafla na kumsukuma mbele. Alikimbia mpaka kona ya kaskazini-mashariki na kubana, baada ya kusikia vishindo vya watu wakikimbia. Kwa jicho la haraka aliangalia magharibi, akaangalia tena saa na kuona kumbe alikuwa bado na muda; dakika sita wakurugenzi wangefika na upande wa magharibi hakukuwa na mtu. Murphy alishtuka baada ya kuhisi mtu karibu yake. Yule mtu alijitokeza kwa kasi, lakini ikawa bahati sana mbaya kwake. Murphy alimvuta kama mtego wa samaki, kwa mkono wake wa kushoto; akamminya kichwa kwa kidole gumba, na kumkabidhi kareti nzito ya shingo. Alipomwachia alijipiga chini kama gunia, akapoteza fahamu.”
Enock Maregesi, Kolonia Santita

M.J. Stoddard
“The ultimate fighter does not rely on his hands or feet to defeat his opponent, but rather his mind.”
M.J. Stoddard

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