Quotes About Jogging

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Simone Elkeles
“Running should be saved for the times when you're being chased.”
Simone Elkeles, How to Ruin Your Boyfriend's Reputation

John Waters
“I don't mind exercise but it's a private activity. Joggers should run in a wheel - like hamsters - because I don't want to look at them. And I really hate people who go on an airplane in jogging outfits. That's a major offense today, even bigger than Spandex bicycle pants. You see eighty-year-old women coming on the plane in jogging outfits for comfort. Well my comfort - my mental comfort - is completely ruined when I see them coming. You're on an airplane, not in your bedroom, so please! And I really hate walkathons: blocking traffic, people patting themselves on the back. The whole attitude offends me. They have this smug look on their faces as they hold you up in traffic so that they can give two cents to some charity.”
John Waters

“At age 43, when I decided to run again, I realized that the images used to describe runners didn't fit me. I wasn't a rabbit. I wasn't a gazelle or a cheetah or any of the other animals that run fast and free. But I wasn't a turtle or a snail either. I wasn't content anymore to move slowly through my life and hide in my shell when I was scared.

I was a round little man with a heavy heart but a hopeful spirit. I didn't really run, or even jog. I waddled. I was a Penguin. This was the image that fit. Emperor-proud, I stand tallto face the elements of my life. Yes, I am round. Yes, I am slow. Yes, I run as thought my legs are tied together at the knees. But I am running. And that is all that matters.”
John Bingham, The Courage To Start: A Guide To Running for Your Life

Benny Bellamacina
“Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier”
Benny Bellamacina, Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and Poems

“Thank you for giving me the energy for my morning jog. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you about my low ceiling, or my ceiling fan, or the blender on the counter.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.”
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, The Grooming of Alice

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. Two empty benches sat on a man, and I jogged by but did not stop, because I knew if I did I’d fall asleep and that damn tortoise would beat me again.
Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

“Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.”
Charles M. Schultz

Jarod Kintz
“During those hours, I had zero social awareness, as I was asleep. All the joggers who waved at me while I was walking can vouch for that.
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

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