Quotes About Innuendo

Quotes tagged as "innuendo" (showing 1-30 of 61)
Cassandra Clare
“The rat, huddled in the hollow of her palms, squeaked glumly. Delighted, she hugged him to her chest. "Oh poor baby," she crooned, almost as if he really were a pet. "Poor Simon, it'll be fine, I promise-"
"I wouldn't feel too sorry for him," Jace said. "That's probably the closest he's ever gotten to second base."
"Shut up!" Clary glared at Jace furiously, but she did loosen her grip on the rat.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

Mae West
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”
Mae West

Groucho Marx
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
Groucho Marx

Mae West
“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
Mae West

Dorothy Parker
“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
Dorothy Parker

Groucho Marx
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
Groucho Marx

George Bernard Shaw
“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
George Bernard Shaw

Mae West
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
Mae West

Mae West
“Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Mae West

Cassandra Clare
“Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--”
Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

Mae West
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Mae West

Dorothy Parker
“Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.”
Dorothy Parker

Stephenie Meyer
“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.”
Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

Leonardo da Vinci
“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”
Leonardo da Vinci

Mae West
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West

Cassandra Clare
“As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

Mae West
“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
Mae West

Sarah J. Maas
“Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.”
Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

Mae West
“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
Mae West

Mae West
“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
Mae West

Joan Crawford
“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid.”
Joan Crawford

Dorothy Parker
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”
Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns

Kresley Cole
“I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.”
Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

Cassandra Clare
“Nothing less than 7 inches.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

Sarah J. Maas
“...are you as deft at handling your sword as Captain Westfall?"
"Better," he whispered in her ear.”
Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

“Every gay person must come out. As difficult as it is, you must tell your immediate family. You must tell your relatives. You must tell your friends if indeed they are your friends. You must tell the people you work with. You must tell the people in the stores you shop in. Once they realize that we are indeed their children, that we are indeed everywhere, every myth, every lie, every innuendo will be destroyed once and all. And once you do, you will feel so much better”
Harvey Milk

Nenia Campbell
“Fuck your manners."

"You don't have to settle for just my manners.”
Nenia Campbell, Terrorscape

Sarah MacLean
“Would you like to cross another item off this list today?"

"I should like that very much. Which do you propose?"

"I think it's time to try riding astride".

"You can't mean..."

"Oh, but I do, indeed, mean, Empress.”
Sarah MacLean, Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake

Armistead Maupin
“I felt very close to God.... My friends say that's because I was always on my knees.”
Armistead Maupin

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