Quotes About In Laws

Quotes tagged as "in-laws" (showing 1-6 of 6)
Jarod Kintz
“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy green garnishes to compliment the red of the brick, and frozen for the next time you have the in-laws over for dinner. I’d recommend eating before they arrive, because I’m not sure you’ll want to have any of the “meatloaf” you’ll be serving them. 
Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

Jarod Kintz
“Wooden furniture with no cushions discourages guests from staying too long. It’s especially great when the in-laws come over.
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

“They seemed so united that I loved them as one person." Lee wrote of his son and daughter-in-law on his daughter-in-law's death.”
Robert E. Lee

Malcolm X
“My feeling about in-laws was that they were outlaws.”
Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. Too many people died that night to count. Still, I had to provide the Minister of Numbers with a rough estimate. The number I told him was two, and that number may be off by one or two people. In the dream, nobody could find my in-laws, who may have been on vacation, or they may have been viciously murdered, depending on who you ask and what you saw. Say, what did you see?
Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Jarod Kintz
“My shirt and pants should match my in-laws’ wallpaper, so like a chameleon I can be both there and not there at the same time.
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

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