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Quotes About Idiots

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Bill Watterson
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
Bill Watterson, The Calvin And Hobbes: Tenth Anniversary Book

Carlos Ruiz Zafón
“Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.”
Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Angel's Game

Albert Einstein
“I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”
Albert Einstein

Melina Marchetta
“Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.

'The first one. I really resent being called the second.”
Melina Marchetta, Froi of the Exiles

Orson Scott Card
“My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots.

But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.”
Orson Scott Card, Ender in Exile

Tite Kubo
“They say even death can't cure an idiot.
-Ririn”
Tite Kubo

Orhan Pamuk
“Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he watched the three beauties. "But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?”
Orhan Pamuk, The Museum of Innocence

Frantz Fanon
“...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.”
Frantz Fanon, Black Skin, White Masks

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
Sarah Cook

Suzanne Collins
“Its hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots.”
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

Vera Nazarian
“To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!”
Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

Cynthia Hand
“I didn't figure things out, either, you know. So if you'e an idiot, I guess that makes two of us."

He seems relieved to hear me say that. I guess idiots love company.”
Cynthia Hand, Hallowed

Charles Stross
“Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.”
Charles Stross, The Atrocity Archives

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”
Laura Davenport

Harry Styles
“They're sensational!”
Harry Styles

“If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.”
James McGregor

Derek Landy
“Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby.
"Can it do any tricks yet?"
"I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?"
"God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it."
"It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby."
"You always say I am an idiot."
"But you're a special kind of idiot. Here."
She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.”
Derek Landy, Death Bringer

C. JoyBell C.
“There is no quarrel between science and spirituality. I often hear people of science trying to use it to prove the nonexistence of the spiritual, but I simply can't see a chasm in between the two. What is spiritual produces what is scientific and when science is used to disprove the spiritual, it's always done with the intent to do so; a personal contempt. As a result, scientists today only prove their inferiority to the great founding fathers of the sciences who were practitioners of alchemy. Today's science is washed-out and scrubbed-down and robbed of everything mystical and spiritual, a knowledge born of contempt and discontent. Or perhaps, there are a few who wish to keep those secrets to themselves and serve everyone else up with a tasteless version of science and the idiots of today blindly follow their equally blind leaders.”
C. JoyBell C.

Ron Burns
“You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.”
Ron Burns

Jennifer Estep
“Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.”
“Smell me? But I just took a shower this morning!” an indignant voice drifted out of the shadows.
There was a loud sound, like someone was getting smacked upside the head. Then another voice let out a low mutter.
“Shut up, idiot.”
Jennifer Estep, By a Thread

Jarod Kintz
“There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots willing to trade it for worthless dollars.
”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Stuart Connelly
“Don't say you're sorry, ask me how much it cost.”
Stuart Connelly

“I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.”
Leo Szilard

William Hazlitt
“The world dread nothing so much as being convinced of their errors.”
William Hazlitt

Tom Holt
“Thanks anyway,' Vanderdecker repeated, and wandered off to have a stare at the sea. It was his equivalent to beating his head repeatedly against a wall.”
Tom Holt, Flying Dutch

Chris Wooding
“On reflection,’ Crake said to Frey, as they huddled behind an upturned table, ‘this wasn’t one of your better plans.”
Chris Wooding, The Iron Jackal

Oscar Wilde
“Oh, I love London's Society! I think it has immensely improved. It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what society should be.”
Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

Allan Dare Pearce
“He gives tap dancing lessons to dolts, and you've been recommended by those in the know.”
Allan Dare Pearce, Paris in April

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