Quotes About Ice Cream

Quotes tagged as "ice-cream" (showing 1-30 of 49)
Ally Carter
“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”
Ally Carter

Jarod Kintz
“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Sarah Addison Allen
“Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.”
Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen

Charles Baxter
“Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.”
Charles Baxter, The Feast of Love

Neil Gaiman
“Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all.”
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 7: Brief Lives

“Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.”
Don Kardong

Evangeline Anderson
“This one is called "Chunky Munky".' Nadia stopped with the spoon halfway to her mouth. 'But isn´t a monkey a small chattering Earth creature that lives in trees?' she asked faintly. 'Are ... are you telling me I´m eating chunks of its flesh?'
'Ugh.' Sophia shivered. 'What a thought! The poor monkeys!'
Nadia felt ill. 'Is that why this stuff is called 'I Scream?' Because the animal screams when they make it into dessert?”
Evangeline Anderson, Found

“...stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, climb more mountains, eat more ice cream, go barefoot oftener, swim more rivers, watch more sunsets, laugh more and cry less. Life must be lived as we go along. ”
Robert J. Hastings, Tinyburg Tales

Jarod Kintz
“If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream. 
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I’d just invented a meltless popsicle, and you’d just created melted ice cream in a can—as a substitute for soup. You looked at me as if I was some sort of creep, and I looked at you through binoculars, while sitting in a tree branch across the street from your bedroom window.
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

“Vanilla has become too genericized. It’s become standard, which is good. Vanilla is a household name. But the same standardization that’s made it so popular has taken the novelty out of it. Being the vanguard of ice cream has vanquished its radical sensation.”
Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

“That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)”
Lou Costello

Lemony Snicket
“[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.”
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

Sandra Byrd
“If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.”
Sandra Byrd, Bon Appetit

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I was a melted ice-cream repairman, and you had a microwave for a head. You made fun of my trade, so I made you eat tinfoil until your head exploded.
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Astrid Amara
“-"What's that for?"
-"Have a little bread with your ice cream," she told me.”
Astrid Amara, Holiday Outing

Fannie Flagg
“Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.”
Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

Ottilie Weber
“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.”
Ottilie Weber, Family Ties

“Falling in love for the first time is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream. Your brain can’t even process that level of joy. Love makes people do crazy things like kill other people or shop at Crate & Barrel. I think on some level it makes us all delusional. Deep down, our whole lives, no matter how low our self-esteem gets, we think, I have a special skill that no one knows about and if they knew they’d be amazed. And then eventually we meet someone who says, “You have a secret special skill.” And you’re like, “I know! So do you!” And they’re like, “I know!” And then you’re like, “We should eat pizza ice cream together.” And that’s what love is. It’s this giant mound of pizza-flavored ice cream and delusion”
Mike Birbiglia

Jarod Kintz
“We made love like the desert in the dessert. Or was it the dessert in the desert? Either way, I had sand in my ice cream.
Jarod Kintz, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Gregor Collins
“I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't finish in its entirety within 6 minutes.”
Gregor Collins, The Accidental Caregiver: How I Met, Loved, and Lost Legendary Holocaust Refugee Maria Altmann

Thornton Wilder
“My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just to enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.”
Thornton Wilder

Jarod Kintz
“Love is a darn good feeling. The only thing that would feel better would be furry ice cream that purrs. Are pets edible?
Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“My favorite flavor of ice cream is love.
Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“Love doesn’t scream or shout. Love is like a mime in a soundproof box that’s refrigerated. Also in that box is ice cream, and I brought two spoons.
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Susan Magsamen
“Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. 'I'm sorry." says tje ice cream man. "Hot fudge only comes in one temperature." Mark, Florida”
Susan Magsamen, The 10 Best of Everything Families: An Ultimate Guide for Travelers

Helen Oyeyemi
“Do you want this ice cream?" he asked her, whisking the dish all around the tabletop. "I mean, do you truly want it? Would you fight for this ice cream? Would you bear a deep wound in order to possess this ice cream completely? How deep a wound? What if it was as deep as the grave? What does this ice cream really mean to you, Miss Cabrini?”
Helen Oyeyemi, Boy, Snow, Bird

“The art of sensuality encompassing the exploration and experiencing of all our senses... Those images are being born from and through living the moments of eating favorite chocolate cake with ice-cream, tranquil meditating, walking the beach and feeling the warm breeze on your face and the soothing sand beneath your feet, watching a never repeating its symphony sunset, dancing and feeling your body move through space, smelling flowers in a garden, painting or working with clay, with your fingertips gently touching piano keys or pulling the tense strings of guitar, caressing your ears with the whispers of one's soul, diving into the depth of loving you eyes, and, joining in a passionate kiss of life...the life of the artist...”
Oksana Rus

C.C. Hunter
“Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?" Kylie asked. "because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit", Holiday answered.”
C.C. Hunter, Awake at Dawn

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