Quotes About Ice Cream

Quotes tagged as "ice-cream" (showing 1-30 of 73)
Ally Carter
“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”
Ally Carter

Jarod Kintz
“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Sarah Addison Allen
“Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.”
Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen

Charles Baxter
“Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.”
Charles Baxter, The Feast of Love

“Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.”
Don Kardong

Brandon Sanderson
“... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.”
Brandon Sanderson, The Rithmatist

Neil Gaiman
“Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telepone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all.”
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 7: Brief Lives

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I’d just invented a meltless popsicle, and you’d just created melted ice cream in a can—as a substitute for soup. You looked at me as if I was some sort of creep, and I looked at you through binoculars, while sitting in a tree branch across the street from your bedroom window.
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Evangeline Anderson
“This one is called "Chunky Munky".' Nadia stopped with the spoon halfway to her mouth. 'But isn´t a monkey a small chattering Earth creature that lives in trees?' she asked faintly. 'Are ... are you telling me I´m eating chunks of its flesh?'
'Ugh.' Sophia shivered. 'What a thought! The poor monkeys!'
Nadia felt ill. 'Is that why this stuff is called 'I Scream?' Because the animal screams when they make it into dessert?”
Evangeline Anderson, Found

Jarod Kintz
“If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream. 
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“...stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, climb more mountains, eat more ice cream, go barefoot oftener, swim more rivers, watch more sunsets, laugh more and cry less. Life must be lived as we go along. ”
Robert J. Hastings, Tinyburg Tales

Jarod Kintz
“My kitchen sink has no truck attached. My love needs a waterproof suitcase in these Days of Desert and Dessert. Who are you going to come running to when the Ice Cream Man melts?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Lemony Snicket
“[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.”
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

Sandra Byrd
“If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.”
Sandra Byrd, Bon Appetit

“That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)”
Lou Costello

“Vanilla has become too genericized. It’s become standard, which is good. Vanilla is a household name. But the same standardization that’s made it so popular has taken the novelty out of it. Being the vanguard of ice cream has vanquished its radical sensation.”
Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Amal El-Mohtar
“There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.”
Amal El-Mohtar, Steam-Powered: Lesbian Steampunk Stories

Jarod Kintz
“I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I make love as slowly as ice cream melts in the Sahara.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn flesh.”
Jarod Kintz, I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Jarod Kintz
“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons with a cupcake. For that much ice cream, I’d need at least two cupcakes.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“Did I hear that right? Did someone say ice cream? It’s an odd thing to say in the middle of a eulogy, but hell yes, I could go for some ice cream. We could take a break, because it’s not like this guy won’t still be dead in a half an hour.”
Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Jarod Kintz
“If your favorite politician got ran over by a bus, I’d express my condolences by telling you I know how you feel. Why just the other day I ran over a rat, and I felt so guilty about it that I bought a whole gallon of ice cream, rather than just the normal two scoops I usually get on the cone.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it had chunks of strawberries in it.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice cream should be made out of it.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Astrid Amara
“-"What's that for?"
-"Have a little bread with your ice cream," she told me.”
Astrid Amara, Holiday Outing

Jarod Kintz
“One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it can get up to 40 yards in the air if you lob it just right.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“My vanilla ice cream has chunks of vampire blood in it. Yum.
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Ottilie Weber
“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterwards to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.”
Ottilie Weber, Family Ties

Jarod Kintz
“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

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