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Quotes About Horny

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Jarod Kintz
“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel lonely even if I were surrounded by 11 clones of myself. 
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Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz
“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).
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Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Christopher Moore
“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed over him, he was quite shocked that he had ever forgotten.”
Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Jarod Kintz
“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting horny.
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Jarod Kintz

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Michael Bassey Johnson
“The paradise in women is not the v-shape manipulation between their legs,
or the two lovely bombs, set on their bosom that can blast any strong, holy spirit filled individual, but that part of her that cannot be described, yet can only be felt.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. Your vagina was a flower, and I was a horny bee trying to pollinate with you.
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Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Jarod Kintz
“My erection is made of iron, and metal detectors make me horny.
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Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Nicole Peeler
“My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.”
Nicole Peeler, Tempest’s Fury

Zannie Adams
“Oh, I see. You’re horny.”
Kent cleared his throat. “I believe we’ve had more than one discussion about that adjective.”
“Right,” Cali corrected, frowning as she peered at the cellulite on the top of the back of her thighs. “You’re not horny. You’re lascivious.”
Zannie Adams, Renaissance

Michael Bassey Johnson
“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis?
I held my mouth, and i really stiffled a giggle. Now i understood the bloody vexation and the reckless act performed by our housegirl.
She was fondling my infant part, and i knew she was horny and lost in the act.”
Michael Bassey Johnson, COMFORT

Jarod Kintz
“Love is two unicorns arguing over which is better: one animal with two horns, like a bull, or two animals with one horn apiece. I guess it doesn’t matter, because you should never debate when you’re horny.
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Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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