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Quotes About Grandpa

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Jarod Kintz
“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Jarod Kintz
“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too.”
Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Jarod Kintz
“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming.
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Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

Alyxandra Harvey
“He’s supposed to look out for you.”
“I do!” Kieran sounded offended. “You should be proud of her. Hart requested her presence personally at the Drake coronation.”
I closed my eyes briefly. We were doomed.
“You went to a vampire ceremony?” Grandpa asked evenly.
“He didn’t know?” Kieran asked.
“No, he didn’t.”
“Sorry.”
Grandpa vibrated with rage. “I will not tolerate this kind of behavior in my family!”
“It’s different now,” Kieran tried to assuage him. “I’m dating Solange Drake. They’re a good family.”
Grandpa went red, then purple. Kieran took a step back. I whacked Grandpa between the shoulder blades.
“Grandpa, breathe!”
Alyxandra Harvey, Out for Blood

Jarod Kintz
“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there. 
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Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold. 
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Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Molly Harper
“My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Jarod Kintz
“I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.
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Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles an hour, so I’m sure I’ll catch up to him.
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Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“What man doesn't have dress socks and shoes?" he asks pointedly. "You wanna grow up to be a hobo?”
Liz Reinhardt Steph Campbell, Lengths

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I asked you to dance, and you said you already had a partner. That was when I noticed you were embracing a mannequin, and I felt my face get flushed and I felt flustered. It’s embarrassing when a mannequin is a better dancer than you, but at least I was more agile than my grandpa, who was making a fool of himself in the bathroom as he tried to tango with a urinal.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

“But that little ‘ol gal in there cooking away stole my heart when I was about your age, and the little thief never gave it back.”
Amanda Stone

Jarod Kintz
“I had to kill and eat my pet chicken. It was dinner for one, because the night before I killed and ate my grandpa.
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Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“The smell of silence looks like the ghost of my grandpa. My love is deeper than six feet of dirt, and considerably easier to shovel.
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Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were selling nickels for seven cents apiece, and I was only willing to pay six. Grandma thought I was foolish, but what did I care—she was dead! It’s like my grandpa always used to say, “I want to bill Billings one penny at a time.” He died with five cents to his name. I was named after him—fifty years after him.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

“Humans before dying are kind, just like birds sing sadly before they die.
~Rusky pg 89”
― Rusky Sun Detours and Adaptations

Jarod Kintz
“Love is a door leading to a better existence. But knock before entering, because behind that door I think grandpa's taking a shit.
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Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Norman Rockwell
“I unconsciously decided that, even if it wasn't an ideal world, it should be so and painted only the ideal aspects of it - pictures in which there are no drunken slatterns or self-centered mothers . . . only foxy grandpas who played baseball with kids and boys who fished from logs and got up circuses in the back yard.”
Norman Rockwell

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