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Quotes About Gloves

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Jarod Kintz
“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“Gloves are condoms for the hands. My bare handshake might impregnate you.”
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Vladimir Nabokov
“The lost glove is happy.”
Vladimir Nabokov, Pale Fire

Jarod Kintz
“I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“By a simple show of hands, who here is wearing gloves?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Bauvard
“What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper protection these days is exactly why there are always so many colds going around.”
Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

Jarod Kintz
“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to fill it with an assortment of gloves—everything from boxing gloves to the oven mitts I used when I burned my last bridge.”
Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Kate Gosselin
“Leah: I want those gubs Mommy.
Kate: They're not 'gubs' they're 'gloves'
Aaden and Leah try and say gloves
Leah: Gloves!
Kate: Good job!
Aaden: Gubs!
Kate: No”
Kate Gosselin

Jarod Kintz
“My shoes were too small, and his shoes were too big. My solution: We traded gloves. I loved that baby.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Sara Sheridan
“Like most little girls, I found the lure of grown-up accessories astonishing - lipstick, perfume, hats and gloves. When I write female characters in my historical novels, getting these details right is vital.”
Sara Sheridan

Jarod Kintz
“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulation to my thighs.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just goes with the territory. Romance, it’s all in the gloves.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“A man with no hands has no business working in a glove store. Or a masturbation factory.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“My hand inside a glove is like a painting in a frame, and should be insured as such. The things my hand makes have immense value, so how much more valuable is the thing that makes the things?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms.”
Jarod Kintz, #Networking is people looking for people looking for people

Jarod Kintz
“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world know you're serious.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“Cats are meowable gloves you don’t wear, you pet to keep your hands warm. But I keep my hands warm the old-fashioned way—by applauding all the political rhetoric coming out of Washington DC.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I’m acquiring handshakes left and right. I collect introductions, and the best place to procure them is at chamber of commerce networking events. When you meet me and see that I’m wearing yellow rubber gloves, just know it’s because I want my handshakes to be in mint condition, and not because I think you’re an infested germ sponge.”
Jarod Kintz, #Networking is people looking for people looking for people

Jarod Kintz
“Love and shoes go hand in hand like slippers shaped like gloves.
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Jarod Kintz, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Jarod Kintz
“I couldn’t wait for my sexual partner to arrive with the rubber gloves, so I started masturbating without her. That’s when I knew I was in love.
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Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Marcel Proust
“But the harshness of his steely glare was compensated by the softness of his cotton gloves, so that, as he approached Swann, he seemed to be exhibiting at once an utter contempt for his person and the most tender regard for his hat.”
Marcel Proust, Swann's Way

Israelmore Ayivor
“Don't be a patron of disbelief; nobody fights and wins battles in the hand gloves of doubts.”
Israelmore Ayivor, Shaping the dream

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