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When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he
“When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.”
Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Jarod Kintz
“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

“Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?"
Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.”
Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

Eoin Colfer
“Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?”
Eoin Colfer

Shannon L. Alder
“Sometimes the best and worst times of your life can coincide. It is a talent of the soul to discover the joy in pain—-thinking of moments you long for, and knowing you’ll never have them again. The beautiful ghosts of our past haunt us, and yet we still can’t decide if the pain they caused us out weighs the tender moments when they touched our soul. This is the irony of love.”
Shannon L. Alder

Richelle Mead
“I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.
“I’m no expert,” I began, choosing my words carefully. “Well—actually, I am. And I’m pretty sure there are certain things we have to do before you need to be reading that.”
Richelle Mead, The Fiery Heart

Jarod Kintz
“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.”
Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

Shannon L. Alder
“There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.”
Shannon L. Alder

Jarod Kintz
“Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Shannon L. Alder
“Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
Shannon L. Alder

Jarod Kintz
“My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Aprilynne Pike
“All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It's a choice you remake every day.”
Aprilynne Pike, Illusions

Josh Shipp
“If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If you don't try to make it right, she might start to believe the lie you've told her and spend the rest of her life thinking she deserves poor treatment.”
Josh Shipp, The Teen's Guide to World Domination: Advice on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Awesomeness

Cassandra Clare
“Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?"

"I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

Liz Reinhardt
“I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nicely." I had to keep my pride.
He took both of my hands in his. "Brenna Blixen will you be my girlfriend, please." He held up one of my hands and kissed my knuckles smoothly. "Pretty please. With sugar on top.”
Liz Reinhardt, Double Clutch

“I don't know why you care.
He doesn't even know you're there”
NSYNC

Susan Mallery
“To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.”
Susan Mallery, Almost Perfect

Lisi Harrison
“I dunno." She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. "I still think that Brett guy is cute."
"Good luck getting him away from Bekka." Cleo gathered her silky black hair into a high pony and pink-dabbed Smith's Rosebud Salve on her lips. "She's got more grip than Crazy Glue."
"More cling than Saran Wrap," Lala added.
"More hold than Final Net." Cleo giggled.
"More possession than The Exorcist," Lala managed.
"More clench than butt cheeks," Blue chimed in.
"More competition than American Idol," Frankie stuck out her chest and showed them her diva booty roll.
The girls burst out laughing.
"Nice!" Blue lifted her purple gloved hand.
Frankie slapped it without a single spark.
"I hate to be a downer..." Claudine shuffled back into the conversation wearing her slippers and robe. "But that girl will destroy you if she catches you with Brett."
"I'm not worried," Frankie tossed her hair back. "I've seen all the teen movies, and the nice girl gets the boy in the end.”
Lisi Harrison, Monster High

“They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.”
Parachute Band

Jarod Kintz
“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt like I was cheating on one person with the same person. 
”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Jarod Kintz
“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jess C. Scott
“He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.”
Jess C. Scott, Take-Out, Part 1

M.F. Moonzajer
“If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend”
M.F. Moonzajer

Jarod Kintz
“My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“Won't you be my girlfriend
I'll treat you good
I know you hear your friends when they say you should
'Cause if you were my girlfriend
I'd be your shining star
The one to show you where you are”
NSYNC

Tom Bissell
“Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.”
Tom Bissell

Jarod Kintz
“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“I was reminded of my ex girlfriend the other day. It’s amazing that something as simple as a first and last name, identical to hers, could remind me of her. I wonder how Zelda McFelda is doing thee days.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

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