Quotes About Getting Old

Quotes tagged as "getting-old" (showing 1-19 of 19)
Phyllis Diller
“Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”
Phyllis Diller

George Burns
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
George Burns

Arctic Monkeys
“You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness...
...Remeber when the boys were all electric?”
Arctic Monkeys, Favourite Worst Nightmare: (Guitar Tab

Gabrielle Zevin
“The easiest way to get old is to be technologically behind...”
Gabrielle Zevin, The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry

Jennifer Egan
“So this is it ⎯ what cost me all that time. A man who turned out to be old, a house that turned out to be empty.”
Jennifer Egan, A Visit from the Goon Squad

John Thomas Idlet
“getting old means getting lucky sometimes
means sometimes you learn
& along with other sweeter acquisitions
you learn that nine
tenths of what goes down is
that there's just no way to be with people & not
smear yr tongue with bullshit lies
that it doesn't help to fuck with people & anyway
once you know how it's no fun any more”
John Thomas Idlet, Epopoeia And the Decay of Satire

“When I grow up I want to be an old woman.”
Michelle Shocked


I am born as the sun,
But then turn into the moon,
As my blonde hairs turn
Grayish-white and fall
To the ground,
Only to be buried again,
Then to be born again,
Into a thousand suns
And a thousand

Suzy Kassem”
Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

Francesca Marciano
“[she felt] sorry for herself, for getting older, for being mortal, for all the music she still wanted to hear, the books she intended to read, the places she had meant to visit, the things she had promised herself she'd learn one day [...] and probably never would because time was beginning to feel like a fast express train that no longer stopped at all the stations.”
Francesca Marciano, The Other Language

Lawrence Block
“As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about.”
Lawrence Block

Émile Zola
“When younger, he had been fun-loving to the point of tedium.”
Émile Zola, Pot-Bouille

“The drink you spilt all over me
'Lover's Spit' left on repeat
My mom and dad let me stay home
It drives you crazy, getting old”
Lorde, Lorde - Pure Heroine Songbook

Katherine Dunn
“It is coincidence, I decide, and I am getting old and batty, thinking the universe revolves around me.”
Katherine Dunn, Geek Love

“It's only in mirrors that people get old.”
Marty Rubin

Mark Twain
“But old fools is the biggest fools there is.”
Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Lionel Shriver
“Having buck teeth in junior high,” she rounded up unsteadily, “must
be ideal preparation for getting old. For pretty people, aging is a dumb
shock. It’s like, what’s going on? Why doesn’t anyone smile at me at
checkout anymore? But it won’t be a shock for me. It’ll be, oh that. That
again. Teeth.”
Lionel Shriver, The Post-Birthday World

Richelle E. Goodrich
“Aging is a mortal term that my immortal spirit doesn't quite grasp.”
Richelle E. Goodrich, Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

Ron Brackin
“I'm 68 years old, and somebody asked if I'm retired. I told him, "No, I'll still be writing long after I'm dead.”
Ron Brackin

“I got this month's delivery bill today - you're practically living off pastries!"

"The pastries are easier on my teeth," Grandpa called after him with a smile.

"That wouldn't be an issue if you would get new teeth!" John's voice carried in from the kitchen.

Grandpa pretended not to hear him. His memory might have gone to shit, but there were a few things about being old that he really enjoyed.”
April Adams, Drawing the Dragon

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