Quotes About Gatorade

Quotes tagged as "gatorade" (showing 1-6 of 6)
Jarod Kintz
“I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it.”
Jarod Kintz, I Want

Jarod Kintz
“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start. So I just sat there and drank Gatorade. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
Jarod Kintz, Ah, but that's life, no?

“There definitely needs to be water on the sidelines for these players, but I also had some Gatorade just in case they were allergic to the water or vice versa.”
John Madden

Jarod Kintz
“I can’t tell you how much I love @Gatorade. Wait, I’m sorry. I always get Gatorade and Windex mixed up.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“I drink embalming fluid, because love is forever. I also drink it because it looks a lot like Gatorade.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

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