Quotes About Fuck

Quotes tagged as "fuck" (showing 1-30 of 42)
John Waters
“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
John Waters

Bob Dylan
“Play it fuckin' loud!”
Bob Dylan

Orson Welles
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn”
Orson Welles

Charles Bukowski
“in this land some of us fuck more than
we die but most of us die
better than we fuck”
Charles Bukowski, Love is a Dog from Hell

Patti Smith
“I don't fuck much with the past but I fuck plenty with the future.”
Patti Smith

David Levithan
“Fuck this.
Fuck this wondering. Fuck this trying and trying. Fuck this belief that two people can become one ideal. Fuck this helplessness. Fuck this waiting for something to happen that probably won't ever happen.”
David Levithan, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

Joan Crawford
“Don't fuck with me, fellas. This cowgirl has been to the rodeo before.”
Joan Crawford

Lenny Bruce
“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.”
Lenny Bruce

Samuel Beckett
“The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.”
Samuel Beckett

Amy Winehouse
“What kind of fuckery is this?”
Amy Winehouse

Junnita Jackson
“I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”
Junnita Jackson

Jodi Picoult
“if i'm going to fuck up my life, does it really matter which way i do it?.”
Jodi Picoult, Salem Falls

Jarod Kintz
“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.”
Richard Curtis

Emme Rollins
“Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.”
Emme Rollins, Dear Rockstar

Sandra Brown
“Please forgive me, Mother. I apologize for saying 'fuck.'"

Then he straightened and addressed Doug. "Which, by the way, was repeated sixty-seven times in this particular film. It has a running length of ninety-four minutes. So last night while watching it, she heard fuck, or a derivative thereof, spoken every one and a half minutes, give or take a few seconds. But if my saying fuck offended her, then I'm fucking sorry.”
Sandra Brown, Smash Cut

“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.”
“I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.”
Elle Parker, Like Coffee and Doughnuts

M.F. Moonzajer
“Fuck the world and never tell them I love you.”
M.F. Moonzajer

Lewis Black
“Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian.”
Lewis Black, The F-Word
tags: fuck

Simon Pegg
“(on the word "fuck")

'Oh, come on, Mum,' I sighed at her protest. 'It's just an old Anglo-Saxon word for the female organ which has been adopted by an inherently misogynist language as a negative epithet. It's the same as "fuck", it basically means the same as copulate, but the latter is perfectly acceptable. Why? Because copulate has its roots in Latin and Latin reminds us that we are a sophisticated, learned species, not the rutting animals that these prehistoric grunts would have us appear to be, and isn't that really the issue here? We don't want to admit that we are essentially animals? We want to distinguish ourselves from the fauna with grand conceits and elaborate language; become angels worthy of salvation, not dumb creatures consigned to an earthly, terminal end. It's just a word, Mum; a sound meaning a thing; and your disgust is just denial of a greater horror: that our consciousness is not an indication of our specialness but the terrifying key to knowing how truly insignificant we are.'

She told me to got fuck myself.”
Simon Pegg, Nerd Do Well

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet.
All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter.
I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her.
Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face.
Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you.
She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.”
Michael Bassey Johnson, COMFORT

Alexis  Hall
“Look," I growled. "You fuck with me, and I'll fuck with you right back, and I fuck harder than you think."

Okay, that had sounded better in my head.”
Alexis Hall

M.F. Moonzajer
“You are a religious and a scholar; what the fuck?”
M.F. Moonzajer

Crystal Woods
When you call me nugget.
When you take pictures of me.
When you dance.
When you complement me.
When you laugh.
When your eyes squint as you smile.
When we make love when we're sick.
I fall more in love with you.”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

Jarod Kintz
“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient. One woman told me I make love like a fish in the desert, and I believed her, because she looked like a dry fish fucker to me.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Andrew Armacost
“The basic formula of life... SURVIVE. EAT. SHIT. FUCK. BUY A HOUSE and DIE. It's all been scripted. But there's no need to see the second act. You already know how the play ends, don't you?”
Andrew Armacost, The Poor Man's Guide to Suicide

Larry McMurtry
“And it’s the only whorehouse in town. They say if you can sprout up twelve inches of dick you get to fuck free.”
Larry McMurtry, The Last Kind Words Saloon

Kameron Hurley
“You going to fuck her or kill her?” Anneke asked when Nyx sent Mercia off with her bodyguards. “You never look that close unless it’s one or the other.”
Kameron Hurley, Rapture
tags: fuck, kill

Stephen Demone
“To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates.”
Stephen Demone, Pathetic Pussy

Michael Bassey Johnson
“In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

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