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Quotes About Fridge

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Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge, and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry, I was a US politician’s ideal voter.”
Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You were playing the piano in a bar lit by neon blue lights. Smoke hung in the air like a cloud that never rains. I asked if you could play the song, “The Meat In My Fridge Never Goes Rotten,” but you claimed to have never heard it. I started humming a few bars when the FDA burst in the bar and arrested me because unless a song about meat is fed with genetically modified corn, it is illegal and punishable by death.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Jarod Kintz
“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Diane Duane
“Kit," said a female voice, "what's wrong with the fridge? All the food's gone. No, wait, there's a really ugly alien in here disguised as a leaky lettuce. Hey, I guess I shouldn't be rude to it; it's a visitor. Welcome to our planet, Mr. Alien!"
This was followed by some muffled remark that Nita couldn't make out, possibly something Kit was saying. A moment later, Kit's sister Carmela's voice came out of Nita's refrigerator again. "Hola, Nita, are your phone bills getting too big? This is a weird way to deal with it...”
Diane Duane, Wizard's Holiday

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally.
'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge.
'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.'
'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.”
Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, Alice on the Outside

Jarod Kintz
“A feather taped to a vibrator is a tickling machine to induce hunger, and NOT a sex toy. So you won’t have to ask if you see it in my fridge.”
Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Jarod Kintz
“I’ve had a stressful day, and I need something stronger than beer. Somebody fetch me a bodybuilder. Check the cooler in the garage.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it needed to cool down a bit.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. We made love the way mayonnaise sits in the fridge for months unnoticed. I prefer my hamburger with cheese.
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Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Jarod Kintz
“A shiny metallic fridge is like a mini skyscraper. And the guy in my fridge, he’s like the janitor of the skyscraper. I hope nobody notices he’s missing when they show up to work tomorrow.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I love microwave dinners. I also like eating other appliances, like fridges and dishwashers.
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Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“Love is eternal, like the stench lingering in my fridge. I don’t know what that smell is, but it stinks like a failed relationship.
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Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

Jarod Kintz
“My shoes are in the fridge. So are my feet.
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Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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