Quotes About Fellatio

Quotes tagged as "fellatio" (showing 1-11 of 11)
Anaïs Nin
“Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving.”
Anaïs Nin, Henry and June: From "A Journal of Love"--The Unexpurgated Diary of Anaïs Nin

Barbara Bush
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

George Carlin
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings

Gerard Way
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”
Gerard Way

George Carlin
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks. Men do it, women do it; can't be all bad if everybody's doin' it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That's my advice. I'm here to help.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)”
Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Stephen Fry
“Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?”
Stephen Fry, The Liar

Jack Kerouac
“Because he was always tremendously generated towards complete relationship with his women to the point where they ended up in one convoluted octopus mess of souls and tears and fellatio and hotel room schemes and rubbing in and out of cars and doors and great crises in the middle of the night... (p. 128)”
Jack Kerouac, Big Sur

Jarod Kintz
“The best part about getting a blowjob, is unwrapping the tinfoil. I like mine with lots of ketchup. 

Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“The elevator has a shaft. So does my penis. Going down?
Jarod Kintz, The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Josephine Myles
“I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me until my lips bumped against my hand.”
Josephine Myles, Handle with Care

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