Quotes About Feet

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Mahatma Gandhi
“I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.”
Mahatma Gandhi

Khalil Gibran
“And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair”
Khalil Gibran, The Prophet

Julia Gregson
“She had a strange feeling in the pit of her stomach, like when you're swimming and you want to put your feet down on something solid, but the water's deeper than you think and there's nothing there”
Julia Gregson, East of the Sun

Brent Weeks
“Elene gasped and sat up. "Kylar Thaddeus Stern!"
Kylar giggled. "Thaddeus? That's a good one. I knew a Thaddeus once."
"So did I. He was a blind idiot."
"Really?" Kylar said, his eyes dancing. "The one I knew was famous for his gigantic-"
"Kylar!" Elene interrupted, motioning toward Uly.
"His gigantic what?" Uly asked.
"Now you did it." Elene said, "His gigantic what, Kyler?"
"Feet. And you know what they say about big feet." He winked lasciviously at Elene.
"What?" Uly asked.
"Big Shoes," Kylar said.”
Brent Weeks, Shadow's Edge

Steven Wright
“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”
Steven Wright

Jarod Kintz
“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“Yes no yes no yes no?
Red blue?
Yes red, no blue?
No red, yes no?
In out, up down?
Do don't, can can't?
Choices sit on the shelf life
New shoes in a shoe shop.
If the in crowd are squeezing into a must-have shoe
And the one pair left are too tiny for you
Don't feel compelled into choosing them
If you're really a size 9, buy that size.
While everyone else
Hobbles round with sore feet
Your choices should feel comfortable
Or they aren't your choices at all.
Why limp when you can sprint?”
David Baird, Fiesta of Happiness: Be True to Yourself

Jefferson Smith
“She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet.”
Jefferson Smith, Strange Places

Jarod Kintz
“I am a duck. I’m cool and calm on the surface, but underneath it all is a nonstop struggle to succeed. My feet are like orange spatulas.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

“They found grace out in the desert,
these people who survived the killing.
Israel, out looking for a place to rest,
met God out looking for them!"
God told them, "I've never quit loving you and never will.
Expect love, love, and more love!
And so now I'll start over with you and build you up again,
dear virgin Israel.
You'll resume your singing,
grabbing tambourines and joining the dance.
You'll go back to your old work of planting vineyards
on the Samaritan hillsides,
And sit back and enjoy the fruit—
oh, how you'll enjoy those harvests!
The time's coming when watchmen will call out
from the hilltops of Ephraim:
'On your feet! Let's go to Zion,
go to meet our God!”
Anonymous, Holy Bible: King James Version

Steve Rasnic Tem
“I was never very good with either my hands or feet. It always seemed to me they'd just been stuck on as an afterthought during my making. Dreams didn't translate through sports, or music, dancing, carpentry, plumbing. I was the bookish kid, more at home in the pages of a fantasy than in the room in the town on the planet.”
Steve Rasnic Tem, The Man on the Ceiling

Jarod Kintz
“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled grass clippings all over my feet and said, “Excuse the mess—I just stepped in real estate.” While the value of my words wasn’t like 2007 prices, it was still worth enough for him to let me in without making me take off my shoes.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“Running has always been hard for me, as I have abnormally short legs and tiny feet. I am Bigfoot’s nemesis. And I’ll be the first to tell you I’ll be the last to tell you I want to go running.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jarod Kintz
“Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Jarod Kintz
“I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in them—my means of travel, which are my feet. I soak them, sometimes for hours, while I watch a movie in the theater.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“He was a man I came to respect. Not because he wore Ziploc bags for socks (he had sweaty feet), but because he also kept his sandwiches warming there while he walked.”
Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz
“I try to put myself in another man’s shoes. Or a woman’s, if she has large enough feet.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I dove in feet first. I like to dive in feet before I dive in hands, because I don’t like feeling like I’m being groped.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my bare feet of freedom. And I'd tell everyone that freedom causes blisters.”
Jarod Kintz

“The first time Akash took Supriya to view the pool, I rose up in strident protest, and he was astonished by the way she turned her face away, her eyes filled with terror. “I am petrified of water!” she whispered, as he tried to cajole her to at least put her feet in.”
Deepti Menon, Chronicles of Urban Nomads

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. You asked how long I’ve loved you, and I replied, “About 5,280 feet.” It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back, and we were forced to walk, I’ve been thinking a lot about life, love, and how much I wish the first gas station we see has mashed-potato-flavored bubblegum.”
Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

Ann Brashares
“In a flash of wonderment she saw firm, continuous ground under her feet, stretching from back then to right now and on and on as far as her eyes could take her.”
Ann Brashares, The Second Summer of the Sisterhood

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else, shoes and purses, I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatcher’s dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat, and I replied, “If I have to tell you it is, it isn’t.”
Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

Jarod Kintz
“I killed a man for his shoes, and then I realized his feet were much smaller than mine. So I walked around barefoot for a week, in honor of a man who died a senseless death. What a tragedy he didn’t wear larger shoes, so that his death could have meant something.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Jarod Kintz
“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how old you are, and what size shoe you wear.”
Jarod Kintz

M.F. Moonzajer
“I hear it a lot “Heaven is under the women feet,” I doubt that; I found it between them.”

Jarod Kintz
“Would you mind washing my feet? I’m a centipede, so it may take you a century.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
tags: feet, humor

Israelmore Ayivor
“Never play a blame game. Your feet are aching because you put them into a tight shoe... Nobody has it on; it's you who have it on! Your aims will help you to get out of trouble games, but not your blames!”
Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

Pushpa Rana
“If I had a wish, I would turn you to a pair of shoes to keep you under my feet and you get an opportunity to be under the bed too.”
Pushpa Rana, Just the Way I Feel

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