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Quotes About Dumb

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Rick Riordan
“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"
"Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."
"Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.”
Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

George W. Bush
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
George W. Bush

Bill Watterson
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson

Christopher Hitchens
“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me.”
Christopher Hitchens

George W. Bush
“They misunderestimated me.”
George W. Bush

Drew Barrymore
“Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!”
Drew Barrymore

George W. Bush
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. ”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb, war

George W. Bush
“If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.”
George W. Bush

Paris Hilton
“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
Paris Hilton

“I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney Spears

George W. Bush
“It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”
Britney Spears

Brooke Shields
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
Brooke Shields

George W. Bush
“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.”
George W. Bush

Kanye West
“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.”
Kanye West

George W. Bush
“I don't care what the polls say. I don't. I'm doing what I think what's wrong.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

George W. Bush
“It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

George W. Bush
“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that.”
George W. Bush

George W. Bush
“Reading is the basics for all learning.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Jessica Simpson
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson
“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
Jessica Simpson

George W. Bush
“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Barbara Bush
“War is not nice.”
Barbara Bush
tags: dumb, war

George W. Bush
“This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
George W. Bush
tags: dumb

Derek Landy
“If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?"
"With great care," Donegan suggested.
"How about we run off shout and they follow?" Said Gracious. "Then, just when they think they've caught us they fall into our trap."
"OK," said Tanith. "And that trap would be?"
"A big hole we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.'
Tanith frowned. "I thought you were meant to be smart."
Gracious frowned back at her. "Who told you that?"
"Gracious is book smart," said Donegan. "He leaves the real world thinking to people like you and me and small dogs that he meets."
"The innocent are often the wisest.”
Derek Landy, Last Stand of Dead Men

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