Quotes About Dinner

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Orson Welles
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles

Samuel Pepys
“Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.”
Samuel Pepys, The Diary of Samuel Pepys: A Selection

Jarod Kintz
“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.”
Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

Jarod Kintz
“I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Jarod Kintz
“We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Sue Grafton
“Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they're right - a chilling thought when you sit down to dinner with a family of five. All those potential killers passing their plates.”
Sue Grafton, A is for Alibi

Kelley Armstrong
“Tori joined us for dinner --in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving fork to mouth, sometimes even with food on it.”
Kelley Armstrong, The Summoning

Kenneth Grahame
“Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.”
Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows

Jarod Kintz
“I mop my floor with a wet cloud. My love tissues are full of eye rain. Dinner will be served at breakfast.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited, but a little nervous, because we were at a fancy restaurant and I only had enough money in my wallet to pay for two. So being the gentleman I am, I suggested that we skip out on the bill after we were finished eating.
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Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

Oscar Wilde
“You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.”
Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

E.A. Bucchianeri
“There are times when wisdom cannot be found in the chambers of parliament or the halls of academia but at the unpretentious setting of the kitchen table.”
E.A. Bucchianeri

Stephan Pastis
“If a restaurant offers crayons, I always take them and color throughout the meal. It beats talking to the people I came to dinner with.”
Stephan Pastis

Nigel Slater
“Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?”
Nigel Slater

Siri Mitchell
“This table is a pigeon trap. A dozen different forks and knives and spoons. Four different goblets. All of them just waiting to be knocked over or misapplied and mishandled. It’s a wonder anyone is ever tempted to eat.”
Siri Mitchell, She Walks in Beauty

Jarod Kintz
“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead of dressing. It was like cabbage soup without the dignity.
”
Jarod Kintz, Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.

E.A. Bucchianeri
“Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights their forefathers had fought and died for.”
E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy," Papa Pea would say.”
Amy Krouse Rosenthal, Little Pea

Jarod Kintz
“If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Bring on the steaks.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. I smiled and you waved, and it’s unfortunate that neither one of these gestures was directed at each other. The person I was smiling at was the same person you were waving to, and he was able to catch the expression and the gesture simultaneously because he was holding a large fishing net. Later we ate dinner, and it tasted like a happy hello smothered in tartar sauce.
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Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Jarod Kintz
“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

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