Quotes About Cookies

Quotes tagged as "cookies" (showing 1-30 of 41)
Neil Gaiman
“The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.”
Neil Gaiman, American Gods

Stephanie Perkins
“There's a cough behind me, and I find Cheeseburger staring anxiously at my box. I glare at Amanda, the Arm-Toucher, and pull out an entire sleeve of Thin Mints. "Here you go, Cheeseburger."

He looks at me in surprise, but then again, that's how he always looks. "Wow. Thanks Anna." Cheeseburger takes the cookies and lumbers toward the stairwell.

Josh is horrified. "Whyareyougivingawaythecookies?”
Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss

Daniel Handler
“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”
Daniel Handler, Why We Broke Up

Susan Beth Pfeffer
“What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies."
"We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?"
"Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.”
Susan Beth Pfeffer, Life As We Knew It

Charles M. Schulz
“Empty?! You took all the cookies!"
"They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!”
Charles M. Schulz

Jennifer L. Armentrout
“Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?"
"No! Good God, no!”
Jennifer L. Armentrout, Wait for You

Sarah Addison Allen
“She went to the window. A fine sheen of sugary frost covered everything in sight, and white smoke rose from chimneys in the valley below the resort town. The window opened to a rush of sharp early November air that would have the town in a flurry of activity, anticipating the tourists the colder weather always brought to the high mountains of North Carolina.

She stuck her head out and took a deep breath. If she could eat the cold air, she would. She thought cold snaps were like cookies, like gingersnaps. In her mind they were made with white chocolate chunks and had a cool, brittle vanilla frosting. They melted like snow in her mouth, turning creamy and warm.”
Sarah Addison Allen, The Sugar Queen

Erin McCahan
“I think I'm nostalgic for a time I never experienced.”
Erin McCahan, Love and Other Foreign Words

Crystal Woods
“I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

Jarod Kintz
“My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one person. Try as I might to give it all to just one woman, crumbs break off here and there in meaningless crushes and kisses and—but what am I saying? Baby, you know you’re the only one I’ve given my cookie to. Can I get you a tall glass of milk?”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.”
Hans Zeiger

Jarod Kintz
“I once tried out for the Girl Scouts. I only went to one meeting. I ate all their cookies and then left.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Pam Bachorz
“Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top.
The woman gives me a wide-eyed don't say anything look and walks away fast.”
Pam Bachorz, Candor

“The Chocolate Chip Cookie makes it healthy. Obviously.”
Anonymous Rachel

“I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.”
Melody Sohayegh, Dreaming is for lovers

Jarod Kintz
“She’s a tough cookie. That’s cool, but I’m sexually attracted to soft cookies. Preferably chocolate chip.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Zomick's Bakery
“Baking Zomick's challah is comforting, and breads are the sweetest little bits of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.”
Zomick's Bakery

Dee Henderson
“Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction?”
Dee Henderson, Before I Wake

“STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards. So when you're stressed, just grab a couple of cookies. Everything in the world feels right, when the delicious smelling, buttery soft, sweet melts into each corner of your mouth...oh, and the crunch of the chocolate chips...pure heaven!!”
Priyanka R

Cambria Hebert
“Let's stay!" Ivy shouted.
"Oh no you don't," I said, grabbing her arm. "You called me to come get you."
"I changed my mind." She pouted.
"Too bad," I said and started pulling her away. She dug in her heels.
I sighed. "I have cookies in the car," I lied.
Her face brightened.
Drunk girls were idiots.”
Cambria Hebert, #Nerd

Ilona Andrews
“Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Hannu Kankaanpää
“Maanalainen kolahtaa kuin keksilaatikko,
murut töyssähtävät, tee höyryää
enkä minä Lontoossa mykkänä harpo”
Hannu Kankaanpää, Yksi toista

Jared Brock
“The next morning we experienced our very first “full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, toast, butter, jam, jelly, and honey. I don’t know how the British do it.”
Jared Brock, A Year of Living Prayerfully: How a Curious Traveler Met the Pope, Walked on Coals, Danced with Rabbis, and Revived His Prayer Life

Kelley Armstrong
“Don’t grumble,” I said. “Or I’ll bake you more cookies.”
Kelley Armstrong, Omens

Michelle M. Pillow
“Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as well to keep the package looking clean.”
Michelle M. Pillow

“If the crookies don't crumble, you don't try other pastries”
Bayode Ojo, Petals Around The Rose

“At heart, self-publishing is kind of like a bake sale. The end product does not need to resemble the one that comes from a commercial bakery, but it must taste good. No-one wants the lumpy under baked oatmeal cookies with spinach and alfalfa flavored chips.”
D. C. Williams

Susan Andersen
“Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.”
Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours

Dean Koontz
“Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you.”
Dean Koontz, Deeply Odd

Ana Claudia Antunes
“A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume.”
Ana Claudia Antunes, The Tao of Physical and Spiritual

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