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Quotes About Choking

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Jarod Kintz
“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“Buy one I love you for $3.99. Buy twelve for $48.00. That’s a savings of twelve cents—directly into my bank account. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Objects not intended for individuals who tend to put forever objects in their mouths.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I could scarf down a scarf faster than I could eat any other throat warmer, with the possible exception of your clenched hands around my neck.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Alex Flinn
“Anyone else feel like that? Like your life's a big act. Like you're trying to be a man when you're just a scared kid, trying to keep under control when you really want to scream, cry, maybe hit someone. Ever feel like you're breathing underwater, and you have to stop because you're gulping in too much fluid?”
Alex Flinn, Breathing Underwater

Jarod Kintz
“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands. They say strangulation is a crime of passion, and I say it’s the sign of romance in a relationship.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

“I don't think we choked this time. We never played well enough to choke.”
Craig Matthews

Jarod Kintz
“If a man is choking to death on a bite of steak, there is really only one thing to do—finish eating his steak.”
Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Jarod Kintz
“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“If a man were choking, what would I do? Depends. If that man is my boss, I’d strangle him.”
Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Jarod Kintz
“I pack a chokehold when flying. How else am I supposed to get the bird to carry me? Apparently my love isn’t suffocating enough.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

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