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Quotes About Cheese

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G.K. Chesterton
“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
G.K. Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions

Charles de Gaulle
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
Charles de Gaulle

John Kennedy Toole
“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

Willie Nelson
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
Willie Nelson

Jarod Kintz
“The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?
”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

George R.R. Martin
“Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I’m a happy man.”
George R.R. Martin

Anthony Bourdain
“You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.”
Anthony Bourdain, Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook

Bertolt Brecht
“What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”
Bertolt Brecht

Avery Aames
“Life is great. Cheese makes it better.”
Avery Aames, The Long Quiche Goodbye

Gary L. Francione
“Donald Watson, who founded The Vegan Society in 1944 and who lived a healthy, active life until passing on in 2005, maintained that dairy products, such as milk, eggs, and cheese, were every bit as cruel and exploitive of sentient animal life as was slaughtering animals for their flesh: “The unquestionable cruelty associated with the production of dairy produce has made it clear that lactovegetarianism is but a half-way house between flesh-eating and a truly humane, civilised diet, and we think, therefore, that during our life on earth we should try to evolve sufficiently to make the ‘full journey.’” He also avoided wearing leather, wool or silk and used a fork, rather than a spade in his gardening to avoid killing worms.

Let us instil in others the reverence or life that Donald Watson had and that he passed on to us.”
Gary L. Francione

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
“Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Christian Lander
“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.”
Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions

Lisa Samson
“I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?”
Lisa Samson, Hollywood Nobody

Jarod Kintz
“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“When trying to find the words to tell her how much I loved her, I stumbled across the ingredients for grilled cheese sandwiches. That’s when I realized she was the melted cheese to my toast. And the guy she’s currently seeing, the guy she left me for, well, I guess he is the tomato soup.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jasper Fforde
“The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops.”
Jasper Fforde
tags: cheese

Patrick Rothfuss
“I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.”
Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

“Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted, mostly...”
Robert Louis Stevenson III
tags: cheese

Pamela Dean
“Do you want some of this cheese, or shall we just go walking?”
Pamela Dean
tags: cheese

Vera Nazarian
“A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing.”
Vera Nazarian, The Perpetual Calendar of Inspiration

Jarod Kintz
“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshield wipers in a stormy arcade evening. I like my respect with lots of elbow room and melted cheese on top.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Michelle Lovric
“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!”
Michelle Lovric, The Undrowned Child

Jarod Kintz
“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“If love smelled like cheese, as some people assume it does, then I'd rather be a goat and make love all day long.”
Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz
“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Jarod Kintz
“There are so many cheeses that I can't keep track of all their names. The dairy farmers should simplify things and name every cheese after me.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Jarod Kintz
“If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that noise would be a wet nipple sliding across a cheese grater. I’m a sucker for love songs.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I cut the cheese, and I cut the cheese. It’s stinky and tasty.
”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“Love is a bird’s nest of emotion that I used as a basket to store picnic items like apples, cheese, wine, and finger foods like thumbs and pinkies.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

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