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Quotes About Candy

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Ronald Reagan
“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. ”
Ronald Reagan

Glenn Beck
“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
Glenn Beck

Sarah J. Maas
“Of course." He picked up the brown bag of candy on the table. "What's your..." He trailed off as he weighed the bag in his hands. "Didn't I give you three pounds of candy?"
She smiled impishly.
"You ate half the bag!"
"Was I supposed to save it?"
"I would have liked some!"
"You never told me that."
"Because I didn't expect you to consume all of it before breakfast!"
She snatched the bag from him and put it on the table. "Well, that just shows poor judgement on your part, doesn't it?”
Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

Ogden Nash
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
Ogden Nash, Hard Lines

Betty MacDonald
“There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.”
Betty MacDonald, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic

J.K. Rowling
“A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor - you know, you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a booger-flavored one once."
Ron picked up a green bean, looked at it carefully, and bit into a corner.
"Bleaaargh - see? Sprouts.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
tags: candy

Sarah Addison Allen
“The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.”
Sarah Addison Allen, Garden Spells

Jamie Ford
“The library is like a candy store where everything is free.”
Jamie Ford, Songs of Willow Frost

Jarod Kintz
“I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time. 
”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Rebecca Gober
“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays." ~Unknown Author”
Rebecca Gober

Robert Liparulo
“Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it.”
Robert Liparulo, House of Dark Shadows

Kathryn Stockett
“We go on in her room, where we like to set. I get up in the big chair and she get up on me and smile, bounce a little. "Tell me bout the brown wrapping. And the present." She so excited, she squirming. She has to jump off my lap, squirm a little to get it out. Then she crawl back up.
That's her favorite story cause when I tell it, she get two presents. I take the brown wrapping from my Piggly Wiggly grocery bag and wrap up a little something, like piece a candy, inside. Then I use the white paper from my Cole's Drug Store bag and wrap another one just like it. She take it real serious, the unwrapping, letting me tell the story bout how it ain't the color a the wrapping that count, it's what we is inside.”
Kathryn Stockett, The Help

Jarod Kintz
“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.
”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Victoria Kahler
“He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Admittedly . . . that tartness was part of the allure all along.”
Victoria Kahler, Their Friend Scarlet

Michael Makai
“People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.”
Michael Makai, Domination & Submission: The BDSM Relationship Handbook

Luke Davies
“And I come to realise that all my small todays, the way I act, will lead into my tomorrows.”
Luke Davies, Candy

Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy," Papa Pea would say.”
Amy Krouse Rosenthal, Little Pea

Harlan Ellison
“Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and licorice and grape and raspberry and mint and round and smooth and crunchy outside and soft-mealy inside and sugary and bouncing jouncing tumbling clittering clattering skittering fell on the heads and shoulders and hardhats and carapaces of the Timkin works, tinkling on the slidewalk and bouncing away and rolling about underfoot and filling the sky on their way down with all the colors of joy and childhood and holidays, coming down in a steady rain, a solid wash, a torrent of color and sweetness out of the sky from above, and entering a universe of sanity and metronomic order with quite-mad coocoo newness. Jelly beans!”
Harlan Ellison, "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman

Michael Bassey Johnson
“If you think everybody hates you, then your ignorance is beyond the limit, because there's a loving heart somewhere longing to see your face.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

“I've never understood the term "Fun Size!". There is absolutely nothing funner about smaller portion sizes!”
― Whitney Crandall

Kevin Brooks
“Ir pagalvojau, kas jį daro tokį gražų - proporcijos, bruožai, oda, kaulai po oda?.. O gal tik aš? Mano akys, mano vizija, mano įsitikinimas...
Mano mintys.”
Kevin Brooks
tags: candy

Linda Bozzo
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage.”
Linda Bozzo, Kooky Halloween Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Wendy Corsi Staub
“She grinned, looking for all the world like a sticky-mouthed little girl who had just convinced her gullible mother that she really did drop the first piece of candy into the storm drain and would need another.”
Wendy Corsi Staub, A Thoroughly Modern Princess

Michael Bassey Johnson
“You're like candy. People lick your knowledge to become wise, lick your words from your powerful mouth and say it even better than you. Lick each step you make and stay on a good track, and once you're dead, the lickers scavenge for another intellectual candy.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

Betty MacDonald
“When Molly O'Toole was looking at the colored pictures in Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's big dictionary and just happened to be eating a candy cane at the same time and drooled candy cane juice on the colored pictures of gems and then forgot and shut the book so the pages all stuck together, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle didn't say, "Such a careless little girl can never ever look at the colored pictures in my dictionary again." Nor did she say, "You must never look at books when you are eating." She said, "Let's see, I think we can steam those pages apart, and then we can wipe the stickiness off with a little soap and water, like this-now see, it's just as good as new. There's nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.”
Betty MacDonald, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic

Bill Maher
“New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.”
Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

“I have one metric fuckton of candy.”
― Brent Black

M.F. Moonzajer
“I never expect appreciation. I always set a deadline for the things I have to do to be a successful person, when I complete them, I give myself a piece of candy, a glass of tea and some free time to enjoy- that is how I honor my hardworking and appreciate my struggles.”
M.F. Moonzajer, LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Jarod Kintz
“Cinnamon toothpaste is like gooey candy you can eat before bed without fear of cavities.
”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Michael Bassey Johnson
“When i was a child, i liked tasting any candy i happened to see, but as i grew older, i realized those are a great meal to the worms in my innards. Will you shun old habits or nay? That's the question.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

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