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Quotes About Bowling

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Jarod Kintz
“I have studied the astrological musings of the mystics, and I can conclude one thing: of all things cosmic, bowling is the best.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I want to take all the pain of humanity, ball it up into a compressed, black 16-pound sphere, add three holes in a triangular formation to it, and use it to bowl a strike.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Jarod Kintz
“I could be a trophy hubby. I have the body of an elite athlete…that of a pro bowler.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

K.A. Mitchell
“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.”
K.A. Mitchell, Bad Boyfriend

Jarod Kintz
“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Leanne Hall
“We’re going bowling?’ I can’t keep the disappointment of of my voice. Bowling is not badass.”
Leanne Hall, This is Shyness

“One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.”
Don Carter

Jarod Kintz
“I am a bowling alley celebrity. Women throw themselves at me. Sometimes other women (larger women) throw other women (smaller women) at me.”
Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..

Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.”
Amy Krouse Rosenthal, Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life

Shane Warne
“Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn't.”
Shane Warne

Jarod Kintz
“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for the incident that led to this rule.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Cole Alpaugh
“Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint’s crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus would release an inedible bowling ball.”
Cole Alpaugh, The Bear in a Muddy Tutu

Jarod Kintz
“I liked the movie 300, but the title is misleading. I thought it would be about scantily-clad professional bowlers.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“I don’t mean to boast, but the other day I bowled a 300. And the best part is that it only took me five games to do it.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Jarod Kintz
“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. We were two competing salespeople. You were trying to sell me on yourself, and I was trying to sell you a new outfit. You were naked and you had the body of a mannequin, so I thought you’d be easy commission. I was naked too, but I had a body shaped like a bowling ball, so you thought I’d be an easy strike. I’ll spare you the dialogue, but you should know that I’m a tough sell, and you were easy.
”
Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Gideon Haigh
“No cricketer is so dependent on the turf on which the game is played as the spinner; it can make, break, enfang or defang him.”
Gideon Haigh

Jarod Kintz
“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always believed bowlers make better lovers, because of their impressive physical prowess, and because they really know their way around those three holes. Who wants to spoon?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with you. I make love like I just rented these fabulous shoes.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl is full of spaghetti. I’ll always be a champion, when I’m the only one in the competition.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“If you were running away from me, down a straight hallway with an oiled hardwood floor, and I had a machine gun and a pointy mustache, I still couldn’t hit you with a bowling ball. But what are you doing? You should be running toward love, not away from it.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I’m the kind of guy who’ll organize bowling balls into a union and convince them to go on strike. You could call me a Teamster, except I’m driven by individual glory.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

“Spare no one!”
Marianne Dirupo

Jarod Kintz
“Love is a lot like bowling, I thought as I drove by a boarded up and abandoned bowling alley. Like the economy, I’ve made a full recovery since we broke up.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

“while you play bowling with one ball you will be late because untill come in that ball it's need time so you need more than one ball in order to defeat the whole army .”
Ragir saeed

Giorge Leedy
“After driving 30-minutes East of Seattle, I expect to see a great bowling alley. But, as we pull into the parking lot, all I see are pot holes, a horse and Amish buggy, and no cars to speak of- broken down or otherwise. Even the building is in shambles, needs painted and looks a bit haunted. The old road sign reading- Flicker Lanes- is half-burnt out. Seeing the building's interior lights on, I'm reassured that the place is open- but then again, maybe they've been left on by mistake. "There's LOTS of NICE bowling alleys in SEATTLE," I said. "Why did we come ALL THIS WAY to go BOWLING?"
"I take it that you've never BEEN here before."
"I don't think ANYONE HAS. I don't even KNOW what PLANET we're on."
"I don't know what PLANET you're on either... but the rest of us are on your ANUS."
I half-smile, marveling at his wittiness.”
Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

Jarod Kintz
“I put a bowling ball in a football helmet, because safety first. I got a score the bowling alley had never seen before. The didn’t see it because it was an invisible 0.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I make love as if Lance Armstrong were shaped like a bowling pin. But I’ll spare you the details, if you can spare some change for my coin-operated vibrating bed.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I bowl with cannonballs, because this is war, 1863 style. I could probably bowl a perfect 300 game using only half the deaths at Gettysburg.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

Jarod Kintz
“My love letter had so much ink that it weighed as much as a bowling ball, but it was emotionally heavier. That’s probably why she bowled a 300 with it.”
Jarod Kintz, Xazaqazax

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