Quotes About Boss

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E.L. James
“So you're my boss now," I snap.
"Technically, I'm you're boss's boss's boss."
"And technically, it's gross moral turpitude- the fact that i am fucking my boss's boss's boss."
"At the moment, you're arguing with him." Christian scowls.”
E.L. James, Fifty Shades Darker

Markus Zusak
“They say that war is death's best friend, but I must offer you a different point of view on that one. To me, war is like the new boss who expects the impossible. He stands over your shoulder repeating one thin, incessantly: 'Get it done, get it done.' So you work harder. You get the job done. The boss, however, does not thank you. He asks for more.”
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

Patrick Ness
“Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day.”
Patrick Ness, The Ask and the Answer

Criss Jami
“A sign of power in a man is not only when people follow what he suggests, but also when people make a conscious effort to do the exact opposite of what he suggests.”
Criss Jami, Killosophy

Jarod Kintz
“I think it would be rewarding to be a professional non-thinker, because I’m always trying to do the exact opposite of work. So I might as well spend eight hours a day deep in thought. Plus, I think it would be marvelous to hear my boss scream, “What are you doing thinking? Get back to work.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...

Toba Beta
“Many people are smarter than their stupid bosses.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

Jarod Kintz
“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I run this town. Mostly I run errands.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes.
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

“Women have traditionally took secondary roles to men. I want to be the boss not the secretary.”
Bianca Frazier

Jarod Kintz
“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they way my boss’ ass smells when he’s shouting at me.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jeannette Walls
“You'll never make a fortune working for the boss man”
Jeannette Walls, The Glass Castle

Jarod Kintz
“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good to be true. Temptation overtook me, so I reached in the car, popped the trunk, and closed myself in. Boy, the owner of the car was sure in for a surprise. And he got it too—two days later. With no food, water, or cell phone on me, I nearly lost my life, and my job. I showed up late to work, but they didn’t believe me when I said I was stuck in traffic for 48 hours.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole in the back, like an asshole.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Marian Keyes
“Devereaux is going with our pitch.”
“Hey, that’s just great,” I said superperkily. “Wendell’s or mine?”
“But you want to fire me. So fire me.”
“We can’t fire you. They loved you. The head guy, Leonard Daly, thought you were, I quote, ‘a
great kid, very courageous’ and a natural to do a whispering campaign. He said you had
“That’s too bad.”
“Why? You’re not quitting!”
I thought about it. “Not if you don’t want me to. Do you?”
Go on, say it.
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“No what?”
“No, we don’t want you to quit.”
“Ten grand more, two assistants, and charcoal suits. Take it or leave it.”
Ariella swallowed. “Okay to the money, okay to the assistants, but I can’t green-light charcoal
suits. Formula Twelve is Brazilian, we need carnival colors.”
“Charcoal suits or I’m gone.”
“Okay, charcoal.”
It was an interesting lesson in power. The only time you truly have it is when you genuinely
don’t care whether you have it or not.
“Right,” I said. “I’m giving myself the rest of the day off.”
Marian Keyes, Anybody Out There?

Jarod Kintz
“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t know why he fired me. I thought “Dick Nose” was a delightfully cute name.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?
-Don’t just stand there, you idiot. Ram them with your erection!”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it off on the bottom of my shoe and served it to my boss. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
Jarod Kintz, Ah, but that's life, no?

Jarod Kintz
“I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.”
Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Jarod Kintz
“A good server knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. I was a great server, and I achieved invisibility by never showing up for work. My boss ended up firing me, probably over petty jealousy.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

“I am often slow in catching up to the times, but even so, I still cannot even grip this idea: With nothing more than pitocin in your IV drip, you can sooner control the date and time of the birth of a human being-- the gushing entry into the great blue world of a whole new person-- than you can the scheduling of a few line cooks in your operation.”
Gabrielle Hamilton, Blood, Bones, and Butter: The Inadvertent Education of a Reluctant Chef

Emi Iyalla
“To succeed in this competition means finding yourself in a place where you call the shots and gets the gain. This is not an easy feat, unless you are born into it. if you are not, you will need to out-smart your equals. You need to be more ambitious than they are. You need to work harder. You need to look better and smarter. You need to justify why it should be you and not them. It’s a competition.”
Emi Iyalla

Lexi Cubbins
“You know... You're still my boss... Which means... This is sexual harassment...
Oh really? I guess I’ll have to fire you then.”
Lexi Cubbins

Jarod Kintz
“Just because I murdered a man—my boss—doesn’t mean I deserve to be fired. In fact, as I see it and saw it, I should be promoted for showing initiative and seeing an opportunity and opening where others saw none.”
Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

“If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.”

“There are two types of silly bosses: one is the too kind boss and another, the evil boss”
Managers Essentials, Interviewing Skills

Pawan Mishra
“Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram’s grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air.”
Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

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