Quotes About Beard

Quotes tagged as "beard" (showing 1-24 of 24)
Derek Landy
“It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your
beard’s stupid.”
“Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us
getting along so well.”
Derek Landy, The Faceless Ones

Charles A. Beard
“When its dark enough you can see the stars.”
Charles A. Beard

James Beard
“The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.”
James Beard

Eric Hendrixson
“I'm a pretty clean eater, so my beard probably just smells like the blood of my enemies, as usual.”
Eric Hendrixson

Craig Ferguson
“By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!”
Craig Ferguson

Dodie Smith
“How can a young man like to wear a beard?”
Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle
tags: beard

“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.”
Cuthbert Soup, Another Whole Nother Story

Pawan Mishra
“A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.”
Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

“Don't go shaving, fellas.”
Alexander "Conquistador" Antebi

Brenna Ehrlich
“Shirts and jeans litter the asphalt, the empty fabric limbs askew as if they're attempting to escape. Blood smears Sarah's lips as she struggles against the chest of a dirty looking man with a beard. Terror. Terror is the only word my mind can seize on and it forgets what it means. I forget how to think - to move.”
Brenna Ehrlich, Placid Girl

Jason Carter Eaton
“When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him.”
Jason Carter Eaton, The Facttracker

“First, if you participate in Movember, fuck you. Second, if you want to raise money for prostate cancer (a noble cause), do it the old-fashioned way, by either begging for it or exerting yourself physically for donations. Sitting on your ass and letting nature take its course above your upper lip is not the same thing as running a 10K at a local high school or breaking out the set of power tools your dad gave you as a housewarming present collecting dust in your garage and using them to go out and build a habitat for humanity.

Maybe I can raise money for rectal cancer by getting people to pledge a dollar every time I take a shit.

And third no one wants to see that horrific seventies pornstache growing like a caterpillar with cerebral palsy zigzagging across your face; you look like you're about to go door to door informing people that you're a registered sex offender who's just moved in next door and would their kids like to come out and was your windowless van for a dollar?

Fuck Movember. And November.”
Ari Gold, The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

Pawan Mishra
“Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.”
Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

“Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.”
Ari Gold, The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“Now I know the difference between a father's rough beard and a young man's untried bristles.”
Steven Chopade
tags: beard

“There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.”
Ari Gold, The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By

“Beard is like Niqab, that covers cheeks”
Arsalan Khan

Amy Leigh Strickland
“...'beard' isn't really a superpower.”
Amy Leigh Strickland, The Pantheon

“¡Acá torna, Bucar! Venist d'allent mar,
verte as con el Cid, el de la barba grant,
saludarnos hemos amos e tajaremos amistad.”
tags: beard, cid

“Alçó la mano, a la barba se tomó:
—¡Grado a Christus, que del mundo es señor,
cuando veo lo que avía sabor,
que lidiaran conmigo en campo mios yernos amos a dos!”
Anonymous, Cantar de Mio Cid
tags: beard, cid

“¡Par aquesta barba que nadi non messó,
non la lograrán los ifantes de Carrión,
que a mis fijas bien las casaré yo!”
Anonymous, Cantar de Mio Cid
tags: beard

“Prísos' a la barba el buen CId Campeador:
—Non ayades miedo, ca todo es vuestra pro.”
Anonymous, Cantar de Mio Cid
tags: beard

“Essora el Campeador prísos' a la barba:
—¡Grado a Dios, que cielo e tierra manda!
Por esso es luenga, que a delicio fue criada.
¿Qué avedes vós, conde, por retraer la mi barba?
Ca de cuando nasco a delicio fue criada,
ca non me priso a ella fijo de mugier nada
nimbla messó fijo de moro nin de cristiana,
commo yo a vós, conde, en el castiello de Cabra,
cuando pris a Cabra e a vós por la barba.
Non ý ovo rapaz que non messó su pulgada,
la que yo messé aún non es eguada.—”
Anonymous, Cantar de Mio Cid

“Prísos' a la barba Ruy Díaz, so señor:
—¡Grado al rey del cielo, mis fijas vengadas son,
agora las ayan quitas heredades de Carrión!”
Anonymous, Cantar de Mio Cid
tags: beard, cid

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