Quotes About Baseball Is Boring

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Jarod Kintz
“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Jarod Kintz
“I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof). 
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Tucker Elliot
“[Tony] Pérez stood out because he was a clutch hitter. And like Bench and Morgan and Rose, it was a clutch October hit that immortalized him in baseball’s postseason lore. The powerful first baseman hit three home runs against Boston during the 1975 World Series, but none bigger than his blast against Bill Lee.”
Tucker Elliot, Cincinnati Reds IQ: The Ultimate Test of True Fandom

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