Quotes About Asshole

Quotes tagged as "asshole" (showing 1-30 of 39)
Cassandra Clare
“Bitten? You mean you're a-"
"A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”
Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

Louis C.K.
“Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.”
Louis C.K.

Michelle Hodkin
“Why?' He asked.
'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.”
Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

Lora Leigh
“Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me.”
Lora Leigh, Tempting the Beast

Alexei Maxim Russell
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.”
Alexei Maxim Russell, Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes

Crystal Woods
“I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading 2

Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because she did not want me to go away without knowing that she, too, was honestly and genuinely loved; that she, too, was addressed respectfully. No doubt that letter was destined to lie in her box and lead to nothing. But none the less, I am certain that she would keep it all her life as a precious treasure, as her pride and justification, and now at such a minute she had thought of that letter and brought it with naive pride to raise herself in my eyes that I might see, that I, too, might think well of her.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground, White Nights, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, and Selections from The House of the Dead

Christian Simamora
“Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it.”
Christian Simamora, Marry Now, Sorry Later

Simona Dobrescu
“Bitte. Es ist Morgan! Abschlussballkönig, Sportstar, Einserkandidat, Rebell, Sexgott." - Tori”
Simona Dobrescu, Verdammt. Verliebt.

John Scalzi
“After another few days, I noticed I became annoyed whenever I would actually have to ask Asshole for something. How quickly the creepy becomes commonplace.”
John Scalzi, Old Man's War

Lauren Weisberger
“He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.”
Lauren Weisberger, Chasing Harry Winston

M.F. Moonzajer
“Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.”
M.F. Moonzajer

Lexi Cubbins
“You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.”
Lexi Cubbins

Criss Jami
“Pride is born as a mountaintop on a valley, but dies as an abyss in which it is too deep and too dark to see the better.”
Criss Jami, Healology

Roberta Pearce
“. . . the only way to tell off an asshole was face-to-face and to look fantastic doing it. So, here she was, with perfect makeup, hair done in a riot of waves that had taken a ridiculously long time to create, and a brand new screw you and the horse you rode in on dress laid out on her bed.”
Roberta Pearce, The Value of Vulnerability

Satoshi Kon
“He's not god! He's just the asshole who fucks with us.”
Satoshi Kon, Opus

Samuel Beckett
“And I was wondering how to depart without self-loathing or sadness, or with as little as possible, when a kind of immense sigh all around me announced it was not I who was departing, but the flock.”
Samuel Beckett, Molloy, Malone Dies, The Unnamable

Jeremy Robert Johnson
“I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.”
Jeremy Robert Johnson, Skullcrack City

Sherrilyn Kenyon
“I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."

-Phobos & Diemos”
Sherrilyn Kenyon

M.F. Moonzajer
“You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.”
M.F. Moonzajer

M.F. Moonzajer
“Time doesn’t change anything; that is why we still worship asshole Arabs.”
M.F. Moonzajer

Paul Russell
“To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your come in my mouth ... He focused on the boy’s slim, tight hips; with the tip of his tongue he tasted an asshole’s bitter, forbidden mystery.”
Paul Russell, The Coming Storm

Stefan Mohamed
“cos the one thing that’s better than sharing love is sharing the feeling of oh shove it you asshole.”
Stefan Mohamed, Stuff

Sherrilyn Kenyon
“I can't believe you cheated!" I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of god are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."

-Phobos & Diemos”
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Upon the Midnight Clear

Gena Showalter
“Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.”
Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall

Daniel Polansky
“You got no business coming in here and playing the asshole.’
‘I am an asshole, Sully. We haven’t even scraped the surface yet.”
Daniel Polansky, She Who Waits

“I didn't really expect you to have an appropriate response," Renaire says simply, taking a moment to tap ash off the tip of his cigarette. He'd hoped, yes, but never expected, not really. "I came to terms with the fact you're a possessive, self-important asshole with a superiority complex a long time ago."
"Somehow, that's reassuring," Delaurier says.”
Luchia Dertien, Gnomon

Will Bly
“Everyone is destined to be an asshole as some point or another.”
Will Bly, F*ck You, Santa!

Edmund White
“They all said the way to a man’s heart was through his asshole.”
Edmund White, Our Young Man

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