Quotes About Ass

Quotes tagged as "ass" (showing 1-30 of 47)
John Kennedy Toole
“Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?”
John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

C.S. Lewis
“It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with god.”
C.S. Lewis
tags: ass, kick

Anthony Liccione
“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”
Anthony Liccione

William Shakespeare
“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”
William Shakespeare, The Complete Works

Patrick Rothfuss
“Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the boy’s ass fell off.”
Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

Sean Gibson
“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”
Sean Gibson

Dave Matthes
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.”
Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard

Mark Twain
“I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.”
Mark Twain

Penelope Douglas
“Gotta love a woman that can hand you your own ass.”
Penelope Douglas, Until You

Gilles Deleuze
“Judge Schreber has sunbeams in his ass. A solar anus. And rest assured that it works.”
Gilles Deleuze

Charles Bukowski
“The ass is the face of the soul of sex.”
Charles Bukowski

Tao Lin
“i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass”
Tao Lin

Sondra Faye
“When the world kicks your ass, don't step in line.
book: stuff i think about”
Sondra Faye

Don Roff
“I've found that busting your ass on a daily basis to make your art good, clear, and meaningful creates the most luck.”
Don Roff

“It wouldn’t be the first unfamiliar finger up his ass.”
James S.A. Corey, Nemesis Games
tags: ass, finger

Chloe Thurlow
“Would you like me to spank you?" he asked. He was very polite and I wasn't sure what to say. I shrugged and took a breath. "If you like," I replied. "There's a good girl. Now, come here, take your knickers down and bend over my knee." And that's what I did.”
Chloe Thurlow, The Gift of Girls

“Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked)

"Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!!”
Alanah Skye

Tia Artemis
“Someday, I’ll gain telepathic powers like every other regular movie ghost and I will go all Freddie Krueger on his bony, little, rat arse!”
I rolled my eyes, but kept marching down the street.
“Then I’d have to go all Ghostbusters on yours.”, I tried to keep my voice low to keep from drawing attention to myself.
“No, you wouldn’t. You love my arse, darling!”, he walked backwards few feet in front of me.
His big smile was enough to make me grin and roll my eyes again at him.”
Tia Artemis, The Death's Daughter

Barry  Webster
“You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?”
Barry Webster, The Lava in My Bones
tags: ass, hole

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
“Wolfgang Amadé Mozart takes pity on Leutgeb, ass, ox, and simpleton, at Vienna, March 27, 1783.”
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Giorge Leedy
“Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me? Or the HAIR on my sister's ASS-”
Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

Marlon James
“Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.”
Marlon James, A Brief History of Seven Killings

Chloe Thurlow
“Have you ever been spanked?' he asked me. 'No,' I replied. 'Well, this is your lucky day.”
Chloe Thurlow, Girl Trade

Chloe Thurlow
“When his hand came down across my bottom the first time I thought I was going to die. But the pain passed, transmuted as if my some alchemical wizardry, and for a moment I experienced a surreal satisfaction in being bent over in this way without rights or choices, past or future. In pain you are living in the present and as the pain passes there is pleasure from having endured the pain.”
Chloe Thurlow, Being a Girl

Andrew James Pritchard
“-Humph! Said Ami as she then quickly pulled ahead of me, having grown tired of my silent treatment. However, as she slipped by, I couldn’t resist quickly reaching over and flipping-up the back of her skirt, just enough to see that she had a panda on the back of her panties, my fingers never touching her ass, yet I could feel the warmth underneath.
-Nice bear behind you got there! So I said
She froze in mid step, and looked as if she was going to turn around, but instead she shuttered as if a tingling electric shock had gone all through her body. I then noticed that the back of her neck to the roots of her hair had turned a lobster red! Though whether that was because of embarrassment or anger or both I’m not sure. In any case, Ami’s hands became tight fists, and then with a growl like a tigress she quickly stomped off. I have actually heard a growl like that since that time. It’s the sound of a female Nepali snow leopard, in heat, just before it pounces on a potential mate.”
Andrew James Pritchard, Sukiyaki

Chloe Thurlow
“Being naked strips away more than your clothes, it reveals unknown facets of your true nature. I had thought of myself as a career girl on the slippery pole of achievement and success. But really, I was just as content to follow where the road of life led. Had he seen something in me I had not known existed? Did he look at me and see a girl who wanted to be spanked?”
Chloe Thurlow, Girl Trade

Chloe Thurlow
“There is an innate gratification in falling from grace. The supreme pleasure of love is illicit love, a feeling that you are doing wrong. Spanking girls and being a girl receiving a spanking captures that feeling, that beyond the pleasure enhanced by the pain is a sense that you are being just a little bit wicked.”
Chloe Thurlow, The Gift of Girls

Chloe Thurlow
“The French do some things better, like spanking for instance.”
Chloe Thurlow, Being a Girl

Giorge Leedy
“I tagged your ass the other night," I said, "while you were sleeping- and you liked it."
"Really? I thought it was a dream."
"It was. A WET one.”
Giorge Leedy, Uninhibited From Lust To Love

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