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Quotes About Albino

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Jarod Kintz
“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Operation Sunscreen, where astronauts coat the surface of the moon with a protective layer of sunscreen. If you care about albinos and the environment, you’ll see this is a good idea. And hey, it’s a better use of taxpayer funds than bailing out private banks.
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Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Jarod Kintz
“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language. I fell asleep in the fetal position in her cat's litter box. Ah, 'twas a great night. I'll never forget dancing with an albino under the stars.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Jarod Kintz
“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen.
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Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

Jarod Kintz
“I had a dream about you. We made love like two albinos in the snow. Even though I could see everything, I couldn’t see anything.
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Jarod Kintz, I had a dream about you 2

Jarod Kintz
“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.”
Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Anna Kavan
“Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.”
Anna Kavan, Ice

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