"Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack."
— Max Brooks (The Zombie Survival Guide)

"What Hamlet suffers from is a lack of zombies. Let us say Rosencrantz and Guildenstern show up—Ho-HO! Now you’ve got something that stirs the, um, something that stirs things that are stirrable. BOOM! A pack of ravenous flesh-eaters breaks open their heads and sucks out their eyeballs. No need for iambic pentameter because they are grunting, groaning annihilators of humanity with no time for meter. You’re not asleep in the back of English class anymore, are you? This is what I’m talking about. Zombies. Learn it, live it, love it.
"
— Libba Bray

"It's not about surviving. It should be about love. When you know love...that's what makes this life worth it. When you live with it everyday. Wake up with it, hold on to it during the thunder and after a nightmare. When love is your refuge from the death that surrounds us all and when it fills you so tight that you can't express it."
— Carrie Ryan

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."
— Seth Grahame-Smith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)

"You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts the guitar controller, burning your fingers with searing hot plastic till you scream in pain. Only with words. And zombies.
"
— Mr. Fantastic Fiction (by Libba Bray)

"This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy."
— Holly Black (Kin)

""I will not negotiate with the undead!"
— David Wellington (Monster Island)

"Blood is really warm,
it's like drinking hot chocolate
but with more screaming."
— Ryan Mecum (Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...brains)

"Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRaiNS, brains, Brains, BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS.
BRAINS, BRains, brains, BRAINS, brains."
— Ryan Mecum

"Beth from accounting
is just sitting in her car
eating spaghetti."
— Ryan Mecum (Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...brains)

"A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms."
— David Wellington (Monster Nation)

"'What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.'"
— Seth Grahame-Smith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)

"The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face appeared so serene, so intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I almost wanted him to turn to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face."
— Max Brooks

"If you Love someone, set them free if they return to you put several 8 inch blades into there head. If they return again..... Then run.....Just run. "
— Yui Harley