"It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking."
— David Sedaris (When You Are Engulfed in Flames)

"I'm thinking that it might actually be possible for things to work out sometimes. Definitely not everything and maybe not the way you imagined. But sometimes, when you least expected it, life surprises you."
— Susane Colasanti When It Happens

"Do you believe in fate?"
"I guess, but . . . its more about creatng the life you want so you can make that fate a reality. You know?"
— Susane Colasanti (When It Happens)

"There's nothing good about goodnight when it means goodbye."
— Jeff Thomas

""I don't think she [Mother] likes doing the laundry," I said. It was actually the first time in my life that I'd really thought about it - about what she did once a week, every week, all our lives. I suddenly felt very sorry for her. At the same time, I wondered what it would be like to never again have clean clothes."
— Don Lemna

"I want to tell Tobet about when i was standing in this exact same place last summer, wishing for him to be real. But it's hard to remember life before Tobey. He makes eveything seem possible. Like whatever you feel is true, really true in your heart, you can make happen. And you just know, when it happens, its for real. And there are a million possibilities.
Like the possibility of going separate ways.
Together."
— Susane Colasanti When It Happens

"I have six friends that are honest men; their names are who, what, why, where, how and when."
— Unknown

""Gosh dangit!""
— Fred

"my childhood was a peroid of waiting to the moment when i could send everyone in it to hell."
— Igor Stravinsky

""Who lit the fuse on your tampon?""
— Sheekatra

"When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure."
— Aaron McGruder (Boondocks: Because I Know You Don't Read The Newspaper)

"I'm just a teenager mixed up in all these different situations. So called L o v e ? And she's trying to find her way through life. All she can do is hope for the best, go on, move forward and smile through out it all "
— True words- Jennifer

"No longer mourn for me when I am dead
than you shall hear the surly sullen bell
give warning to the world that I am fled
from this vile world with vilest worms to dwell:
nay, if you read this line, remember not
the hand that writ it, for I love you so,
that I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot,
if thinking on me then should make you woe.
O! if, I say, you look upon this verse
when I perhaps compounded am with clay,
do not so much as my poor name rehearse;
but let your love even with my life decay;
lest the wise world should look into your moan,
and mock you with me after I am gone.
"
— William Shakespeare (Sonnets by Shakespeare)

"This quote was written by the Forth Teacher "Samuel"

"You are responsible for everything that you give out to others in your Earth Life that is Negative. If personal responsibility were taught at a Young Age maybe Souls would think twice before they act. The Greatest Reward you can ever receive is when you have cleared your slate for Good."
"
— Samuel