""So Mr.Bass why do you think you should become an Usher?" asked the interviewer.Chuck smiled.

"Because I'm Chuck Bass.""
— Cecily von Ziegesar (Would I Lie to You)

"Each of us is under a divinely spoken obligation to reach out with pardon and mercy and to forgive one another. There is a great need for this Christlike attribute in our families, in our marriages, in our wards and stakes, in our communities, and in our nations.

We will receive the joy of forgiveness in our own lives when we are willing to extend that joy freely to others. Lip service is not enough. We need to purge our hearts and minds of feelings and thoughts of bitterness and let the light and the love of Christ enter in. As a result, the Spirit of the Lord will fill our souls with the joy accompanying divine peace of conscience."
— Dieter F. Uchtdorf

"He was fabulously wealthy, but he would pretend to be broke, and often tried to borrow cigarettes and money from people. Little did they know that those who gave him stuff would later be rewarded in his will, with jewels and antigravity helmets. Women who refused to have sex with him are probably wishing that they could turn back the clock and say yes."
— Jack Handey

"Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists, because they can't understand it."
— Harry Houdini

"Jesus can you show me
Just how far the east is from the west,
Cause I can't bear to see the man I've been
Rising up in me again.
In the arms of your mercy I find rest
Cause you know just how far the east is from the west---
From one scarred hand to the other."
— Casting Crowns (Casting Crowns - The Altar and the Door)

"Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women I have known. Kindness is a passport that opens doors and fashions friends. It softens hearts and molds relationships that can last lifetimes."
— Joseph B. Wirthlin

"The Lord gives us a spirit of hope and a feeling of comfort and confidence that we can overcome the obstacles we face. He has shown the way to gain strength during our struggles. With His assistance, we have the ability to succeed. Listen to His words of counsel and comfort: 'Fear not, little children, for you are mine, and I have overcome the world and none of them that my Father hath given me shall be lost.'"
— L. Lionel Kendrick

"you get through terrible things trying to make them better for other people"
— Patricia Volk

"I were in the right place, but it musta been the wrong time."
— Dr. John (The Night Tripper)

"Knowledge is power, but how you use that power defines whether you're good, or evil."
— Daniel Jackson

"There's nothing ... absolutely nothing ... half so much worth doing as simply messing around in boats."
— Kenneth Grahame (The Wind in the Willows)

"But perhaps more important, as someone wishing to make a comment or two about contemporary life and values, I don't have to dig through libraries or travel to exotic lands to arrive at a view of our modern situation refracted through the lens of the preindustrial world, or the uncommercialized, unfranchised, perhaps unsanitized-and therefore supposedly more "authentic"-perspective ofthe Third World. Very simply, this is because that "other" world, as alien as if separated by centuries in time, is the one from which I came"
— Sidney Poitier (The Measure of a Man: A Spiritual Autobiography)