"Make sure you are doing what God wants you to do--then do it with all your strength."
— George Washington

"Here you will find marvelous moustaches, which neither pen nor brush could depict. To which the best part of a lifetime has been devoted, objects of long vigils by day and midnight; moustaches on which the most ravishing ointments have been poured, which have been anointed with the most precious pomades and which are the envy of passerby.."
— Andrei Bely

"I've made it this far without crying a single tear and I'd sure hate to break down here."
— Trace Adkins