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Christopher Moore
"The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots."
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"you bitch you killed me you suck"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week that it will take a team of surgeons just to get Wednesday out of your ass."
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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"Slogans are mere wordsuck..."
— Gabriel Thy
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Christopher Moore
""Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
""Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?""
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!""
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a nap. Which was fine, because I'm not even thrilled about regular foods, so, you know, what do I need with like advanced digital HD wi-fi foods and whatnot? -Abby"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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""Love Sucks!""
— Rowan Pruitt (The author of Rejections)
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Christopher Moore
""Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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"Some parts of life have to suck.
If they didn't, life would be boring."
— Olivia Barkley
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" Take off your pants and Jacket "
— Blink-182 (Blink-182: Tales from Beneath Your Mom)
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"*random is telling someone to go suck a poptart in the rain
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— Facebook Flair
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Christopher Moore
""My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -Tommy
"Ding, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on the correct answer."
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
""So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a punctuation mark, not a profession"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"I was all, "Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now, wigga!" (I am not incline to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the sentiment of the moment.) -Abby"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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Christopher Moore
"Jody noticed that the kid was focused on the breasts, which were defying gravity, and apparently death itself, by standing there at complete attention"
— Christopher Moore (You Suck: A Love Story)
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