"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."
— Stephen King

""you're beautiful" I breathed
" Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer""
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"You know you're OBSESSED with Twilight when:
1.) You read all the books at least twice
2.) You spend your time on the Internet looking up Twilight
3.) You like to find songs that relate to Twilight
4.) You can quote lines from the books
5.) You annoy people by talking about it
6.) You can reread the books without getting bored
7.) You are extremely excited about the movie/other books
8.)You will bring your friend(s) to the Twilight movie
9.) You actually get showered and ready for bed in a rush because you think that Edward will be waiting for you.
10.) You get disapointed when he's not there, so you pretend he's there any way

"
— Angel77 Friend from Youtube

"my professional aspiratons were simple-I wanted to be an intergalactic princess."
— Janet Evanovich

"Stephanie Meyers: Her vampires are sparkly. Which I think we can all agree is wrong."
— Christopher Moore

"I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?"
— Janet Evanovich (One for the Money)

""Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"
"I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minutes ago. Now that Ranger was standng in front of me I was thinking a cupcake wasn't what I actually needed.
"Maybe I can help you get your mind off doughnuts," Ranger said.
My mouth dropped open, and I think some drool might have dribbled out."
— Janet Evanovich

"I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum"
— Janet Evanovich (Two for the Dough)

"Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum"
— Janet Evanovich (Seven Up)

"He was simply a perpetually happy person, and he carried that happiness with him like an aura, sharing it with whoever was near him. Like an earthbound sun, whenever someone was within his gravitational pull, he warmed them. It was natural, a part of who he was. No wonder I was so eager to see him."
— Stephanie Meyer

"i couldnt tear my gaze away from the scene beside the fire. jasper was rubbing absently at his left forearm.
"is Jasper all right?" i whispered.
"he's fine. The venom stings."
"he was bitten?" i asked, horrified.
"he was trying to be every where at once.trying to make sure Alice didnt have anything to do, actually." Edward shook his head."Alice doesnt need any help."
Alice grimaced toward her true love. "overprotective fool." "
— Stephenie Meyer

"Jacob:"But I am a werewolve, and he is a vampire."
Bella:"I and I'm a Virgo!"
"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.""
— Janet Evanovich

"I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a safe distance from other cars, exited the BMW, and set the alarm.

"You want me to stay with the car in case someone's riding around with a bomb in his backseat looking for a place to put it?" Lula asked.

"Not necessary. Ranger says the car has sensors."

"Ranger give you a car with bomb sensors? The head of the CIA don't even have a car with bomb sensors. I hear they give him a stick with a mirror on the end of it.""
— Janet Evanovich

"Frowning, she looked up. "You can't want to ravish me every time we meet."
Oh, yes, he could. Demon gritted his teeth..."
— Stephanie Laurens (A Rogue's Proposal)

"I almost never shoot people."
— Janet Evanovich

"Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap
cheat sheet."
— Janet Evanovich (To the Nines)

"All that matters is what's inside...as long as your outside is wearing the tiara!"
— Aspen Brooks

"There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls."
— Janet Evanovich