"Everything in moderation, including moderation."
— Oscar Wilde

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
— Mel Brooks

"Shit is the tofu of cursing."
— David Sedaris

"I looked down, frustrated. I unrolled my silverware, picked up my fork, and carefully speared a ravioli. I put it in my mouth slowly, still looking down, chewing while I thought. The mushrooms were good. I swallowed and took another sip of Coke before I looked up."
— Stephenie Meyer

"I'm like a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance, And I claim I'm not excited with my life any more. So I blame this town, this job, these friends. The truth is it's myself… By the time I get things figured out, I've change the whole dang plan… Talking shit about a pretty sunset. Blanketing opinions I’ll probably regret soon. Ive changed my mind so much I can’t even trust it. I’ve changed me so much I can’t even trust myself"
— Modest Mouse

"Stercus accidit."
— David Hume

"If you start some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit"
— Doug Stanhope