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Aaron McGruder
"I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on "Seinfeld.""
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"All right! But hear me and hear me well! The day will come, oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!"
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"No soup for you! Get out of my store!"
— The Soup Nazi
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