"Repeat after me, Mr. Black: I do believe in commas. I do, I do."
— Jaida Jones

"You can't murder a book. Even I know that. But you know what you can do with a book, what you can do is burn it, or throw it out a window, or draw, mm, big hairy moustaches on all the ancient illustrations, and blacken the teeth of the women and children, and--
Oh God, don't. It's like talking about drowning babies. You are a terrible person."
— Jaida Jones