"Life experiences are like quarters, you lose both when you're sitting around on the couch."
— Jamba Juice Cup

"O woe is me,
O woe is me,
I used to have a hamster tree,
But it was eaten by a newt,
And now I have no cuddly fruit..."
— Clive Barker (Abarat)

"'That proves you are unusual,' returned the Scarecrow; 'and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.'"
— L. Frank Baum (The Land of Oz)

"A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be"
— Abraham H. Maslow

"Stomp stopm.
Whirr.
"Pleased to be of service."
"Shut up."
"Thank you."
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirr.
"Thank you for making a simple door very happy."
"Hope your diodes rot."
"Thank you. Have a nice day."
Stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirr.
"It is my pleasure to open for you..."
"Zark off."
"...and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."
"I said zark off."
"Thank you for listening to this message.""
— Douglas Adams

""Fine. Why'd Apollo want you to stick out your tongue?"
"He's crazy? How am I supposed to know?" Max snapped.
"I know why," Marianne said calmly, her face totally blank.
"Care to enlighten us?" Raphael suggested when Marianne was silent.
"He was seeing if he was right for loving his child."
"Max is your boyfriend?" Lexi asked. Marianne hit her.
"No! He meant for Raphael! Couldn't you tell Apollo thought he was gay?"
She and Lexi cracked up at the shocked expression on Raphael's face.
"
— Percy Jackson Geeks Roleplay

"My slushie has more brain slosh than you!"
— Jan Kelly

"Don't you dare go emo! Or I will pop up in your tolite, I swear!"
— Katie Kelly

"It looks rather ordinary," said the Snork. "Unless you consider that a top hat is always somewhat extraordinary, of course."
— Tove Jansson (Finn Family Moomintroll)

"Love must be easy to understand seeing as a lot of songs talk about it as if pancakes for dinner is a common option."
— Katie Kelly

"Don't bruise the Foo!"
— Christopher Moore

""We can't help but be ourselves so why try to be someone else""
— Stefi

"Well we were pissed at you, then some other crap happened, then we got more pissed at you, and trying to follow along when eventually I said 'screw it!'"
— Katie Kelly

"The sun is happy when you wear a dunce cap and turn random spotted animals into hexagons. But if you don't wear a dunce cap, the sun will be so annoyed it will set early."
— Chandra

"Nice!"
— Imani

"Anyone can pretend to be a cat. But can anyone pretend to be a cat, get inside inside your life, and steal all your secrets? I didn't think so."
— Ariel Anastas