""If you wanted to kidnap someone, what would you use?" she asked Amit. They were lying in bed, with the lights off. To knock them unconscious. So that you could drag them into the back of your van."
"Chloroform, I guess."
"Really?" She brightened. It made her happy that the person she was marrying would commit crimes in the same way as she would."
— Sarah Shun-lien Bynum (Ms. Hempel Chronicles)

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."
— Walter Sobchak