"Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.""
— Diablo Cody (Juno: The Shooting Script)

"If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I'd be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, when the cold winds blow.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod
If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.
If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
If you were the love, I'd be the desire.
If you were a castle, I'd be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I'd learn to float.
"
— 'all i want is you' by barrie louis, juno movie

"Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream... "
— Diablo Cody (Juno: The Shooting Script)

"Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints."
— Diablo Cody (Juno: The Shooting Script)

"Girl-
You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

boy-
I'll kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train
I'll kiss you all starry eyed my body swingin' from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

girl-
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else....
but you

boy-
Pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive
So why can't you forgive me
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

girl-
I will find my niche in your car
With my MP3, DVD, rumble pack guitar
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else....
but you

both
du du du du du du du du du du du

girl
Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

boy
You are always tryin' to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see im anyone else...
but you

Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you.....But you
---
"
— Moldy Peaches

"Girl-
You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

boy-
I'll kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train
I'll kiss you all starry eyed my body swingin' from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

girl-
Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else....
but you

boy-
Pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive
So why can't you forgive me
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

girl-
I will find my niche in your car
With my MP3, DVD, rumble pack guitar
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else....
but you

both
du du du du du du du du du du du

girl
Up up down down left right left right B A start
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

boy
You are always tryin' to keep it real
I'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
You want more fans, I want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see im anyone else...
but you

Don Quixote was a steel driving man
My name is Adam I'm your biggest fan
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you

Squinched up your face and did a dance
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...
but you.....But you
---
"
— Moldy Peaches