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Janet Evanovich
"Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done."
— Janet Evanovich
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""Chasing stars and loose their shadow,
Peter Pan and Wendy turned out fine,
So won't you fly with me?"
— Jonas Brothers
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"You can try to break us, and make us fall apart, but the fire's in our hearts!"
— Jonas Brothers
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"No man can eat 50 eggs."
— Tre Cool
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"Tre Cool is the drummer for Green Day, and he snorts... dough nut sprinkles. Ah! That was sweet..."
— Tre Cool
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"It's fun until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"Maybe we'll like, join up with Pearl Jam and make our own ticket agency... Green Jam."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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Janet Evanovich
"We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli "
— Janet Evanovich (Hard Eight)
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"Hello, how are you? Good, nice to meet you."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"We bring families on tour with us. It's cool right now. They're mobile. The kids, they're easy to keep track of because they don't run off right now. Just take advantage of touring right now until they're able to to run off and steal cars."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"The Ticketmaster might be like, using us because of all the trouble they had with Pearl Jam. But I wouldn't know about that."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"I'm doing much better now."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"Dude, that's so 5 minutes ago."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"It just looks cool, I guess. I don't know."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"Everybody in the audience say 'Woo!'... Okay stop! Stop it! Hey!"
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"And this is how you drive."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two, one thousand..."
— Tre Cool
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"It's like the bright early 3 in the afternoon, so of course we've just woken up."
— Tre Cool
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"If that doesn't work, we got one of these."
— Tre Cool
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"That's a big door. It's like fee fye foe fum up in this..."
— Tre Cool
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"The whole video, Mike Dirnt."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"When a man pulls his pants down..."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"Right then it was like, 'GLEAM!'"
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!"
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"Benji, you lost. Hahahahahaha. No, I'm just kidding. They'll never see this."
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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"I'm so beautiful! F*CK!"
— Tre Cool
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"Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible."
— Mike Dirnt
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"I'm down with J.C. He's cool. Whatever."
— Mike Dirnt
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"It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read."
— Tre Cool
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"I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds burried uder a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."
— Tre Cool
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"Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"
— Tre Cool
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"It's good to have some offspring...oops..shouldn't say that word, can you edit it out?"
— Tre Cool
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"They're calling for me, but they don't know I'm ahead of the game. I'm like already walking."
— Tre Cool
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"What? Come on you slow f*ckers, come on!"
— Tre Cool
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"See this is how we get things done around here."
— Tre Cool
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"Stars of the show. Best rhythm section in the world, thank you very much. Suck it."
— Tre Cool
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"They're gonna blow us up. And they got me to stand the closest to the f*cking fireworks. Are you kidding me? Huh? Huh? Good thing I'm good at stuff like this. I wasn't always a bass player."
— Mike Dirnt
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"I think it looks great, man. Just saying. You know, you might... we can only get a few shots of the other guys, but I think we're golden."
— Mike Dirnt
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"Or 'Plop Disaster'."
— Mike Dirnt
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"Wait, you mean the industry? They like us?"
— Tre Cool
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"Memory can refuse to let you forget what you’d like to and run away with what you want to remember. It’s an unreliable bitch, or your best friend. Sometimes, it’s both at once."
— Megan Hart (Broken)
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Jack Schaefer
"What a man knows isn’t important. It’s what he is that counts"
— Jack Schaefer
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Charles Dickens
"Here my sister, after a fit of clappings and screamings, beat her hands upon her bosom and upon her knees, and threw her cap off, and pulled her hair down - which were the last stages on her road to frenzy. Being by this time a perfect fury and a complete success, she made a dash to the door"
— Charles Dickens
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George Lincoln Rockwell
"Revolution is a spectators sport. The majority will sit in the stands and watch the factions fight. At the end they will choose side with the team that is winning. "
— George Lincoln Rockwell
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