"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
— Ellen DeGeneres

"The search for a scapegoat is the easiest of all hunting expeditions."
— Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
— Ted Nugent

"My boy's wicked smart."
— casey affleck's character in 'good will hunting'

"Sure, some find gunning down unsuspecting, innocent animals to be a real hoot. I mean, for Christ sake, they mantle the decapitated, formaldehyde-stuffed heads on the wall. Then, of course, there are the people who enjoy putting sunglasses or hats on it, even putting a blowout in its mouth as if it were an avid party animal. If it had any hands, there would surely be a plastic cup full of cheap beer in it, as well. We can’t forget that it would be named some horrendous name, such as Bill or Frank, something so plain, ordinary, and down-right ridiculous that makes me want to bitch-slap the perpetrators. "
— Chase Brooks

"Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin."
— Pete Hautman (Short Money)