"I prefer brunettes"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous."
— P.G. Wodehouse (Very Good, Jeeves!)

"Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it.
-Edward"
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

"Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?'"
— Frank Zappa

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."
— Hillary Rodham Clinton

"My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way."
— Jim Butcher (White Night)

"The worse the haircut, the better the man."
— John Green

"WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE
RAPUNZEL

For horse thieving, kidnapping, jail breaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended!

REWARD"
— Shannon Hale (Rapunzel's Revenge)

"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. "
— Jim Morrison

"gray hair is gods graffiti"
— Bill Cosby

"I stared at her black hair. It was shiny like the promises in magazines. "
— Alice Sebold (The Lovely Bones)

"People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there."
— Dolly Parton

"There's a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don't look the way they used to, and it's not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It's because of hair dye. In the 1950's only 7 percent of American women dyed their hair; today there are parts of Manhattan and Los Angeles where there are no gray-haired women at all."
— Nora Ephron

"Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest."
— Anton Szandor LaVey

""Hello, Halberstam," Owen says, walking by.
"Hello, Owen," I say, admiring the way he's styled and slicked back his hair, with a part so even and sharp it... devastates me and I make a mental note to ask him where he purchases his hair-care products, which kind of mousse he uses, my final guesses after mulling over the possibilities being Ten-X."
— Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho)

"Long hair will make thee look dreafully to thine enemies, and manly to thy
friends: it is, in peace, an ornament; in war, a strong helmet; it...
deadens the leaden thump of a bullet: in winter, it is a warm nightcap; in summer,
a cooling fan of feathers."
— Thomas Dekker (The guls horne-booke, 1609)

"...and I also put shampoo on my cereal in the morning, and that makes my hair grow faster."
— Phil Joel

"'Oh, most unhappy man,' he cried, 'try to be happy! You have red hair like your sister.'
'My red hair, like red flames, shall burn up the world,' said Gregory."
— G.K. Chesterton (The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare)

"Her heavy peasant face was fringed by a bang of red hair like a woollen table-spread, a colour at once strange and attractive, an obstinate colour, a colour that seemed to make Lena feel something alien and bad-tempered had settled over her forehead..."
— Djuna Barnes

"The night crackled ... Everything had turned to static electricity in the heat. I combed my hair to watch the sparks fly from the ends."
— Janet Fitch (White Oleander)

"He stared and talked at the girl's red hair and amused face for what seemed to be a few minutes; and then, feeling that the groups in such a place should mix, rose to his feet. To his astonishment, he discovered the whole garden empty. Everyone had gone long ago, and he went himself with a rather hurried apology. He left with a sense of champagne in his head, which he could not afterwards explain. In the wild events which were to follow, this girl had no part at all; he never saw her again until all his tale was over. And yet, in some indescribable way, she kept recurring like a motive in music through all his mad adventures afterwards, and the glory of her strange hair ran like a red thread through those dark and ill-drawn tapestries of the night. For what followed was so improbable that it might well have been a dream."
— G.K. Chesterton (The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare)