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Mark Twain
"Golf is a good way to ruin a walk."
Mark Twain
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G.K. Chesterton
"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles."
G.K. Chesterton
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Dave Barry
"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."
Dave Barry
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Mark Twain
"Golf is simply a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain
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P.G. Wodehouse
"To find a man's true character, play golf with him. "
P.G. Wodehouse
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George W. Bush
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."
George W. Bush
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Dean Martin
"If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt."
Dean Martin
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"The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. "
— P. G. Wodehouse
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"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. "
Hank Aaron
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P.G. Wodehouse
"Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well."
P.G. Wodehouse
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P.G. Wodehouse
"Golf, like measles, should be caught young."
P.G. Wodehouse
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"I believe in reverencing anything in the life of man which has the testimony of the ages as being unexcelled, whether it be literature, paintings, poetry, tombs -- even a golf hole."
C.B. MacDonald
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Shawn Klomparens
"These golf people seem unnaturally obsessed. They dress kind of funny too, and it's become a running joke for Gretchen and I to e-mail the most ridiculous golfing pictures back and forth to each other. Sometimes she adds hysterical captions. She never puts them on PitchBitch, though. We can't threaten the gravy train."
Shawn Klomparens (Jessica Z.)
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"Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player."
Alice Cooper
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Gerald Ford
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators."
Gerald Ford
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Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled"
Mark Twain
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