"Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes."
— Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan Vol. 5: Lonely City)

"Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent."
— Dr. Seuss

"Your head is where ideas go to die!"
— Dilbert Comic Strip

"Just because a guy reads comics doesn't mean he can't start some $@#%!"
— Brodie Bruce (Kevin Smith)

"Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God."
— Warren Ellis

"Pictures that don't make sense are magic. they hold balls of light covered in millions of spells swirled into a cell."
— Alexa Kitchen

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world - "No, you move.""
— Captain America

"I thought about how all that mattered, in all entirety, and all I wanted,
and all I could see anything being worth anything for, was being a writer."
— Ariel Schrag (Likewise: The High School Comic Chronicles of Ariel Schrag)

"All those years I thought that it was power that brought responsibility. It's not. I was wrong.

It's responsibility that brings power. It's knowing what needs to be done that brings strength. And courage."
— Peter Parker - Earth X

"Agatha: Say, could I get another cup of coffee?
The Seneschals: NO!"
— Phil and Kaja Foglio

"Hulk SMASH"
— The Hulk