"If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club: A Novel)

"Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I though, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. "Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want.""
— Charlaine Harris (Club Dead)

"Haruhi:Will you please stop making more trash?
Tamaki: It's not trash... it's home for a hamster..
Haruhi: You don't have a hamster, senpai.
Tamaki: I'm not your senpai, just some one you know."
— Haruhi Fujioka and Tamaki Suou

"Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

"The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share."
— Charlaine Harris

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

"This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

"They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is."
— Charlaine Harris

"I don't care if my box lunch is in an embarassing heart shape! I will eat it!"
— Tamaki Suoh

"Eric was holding my hands, and I was digging my nails into him like we were doing something else. He won't mind, I thought, as I realized I'd drawn blood. And sure enough, he didn't. "Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want.""
— Charlaine Harris (Club Dead)

"Let us never underestimate the power of a well-written letter."
— Karen Joy Fowler

"Sure the world breeds monsters, but kindness grows just as wild..."
— Mary Karr (The Liars Club)

"And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

""Only after disaster can we be resurrected.""
— Chuck Palahniuk

"I am Joe's smirking revenge."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

"this is your life, and it's ending one moment at a time."
— tyler durden

"You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)

""If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We are God’s middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention. Unless we get God’s attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse, hell or nothing? Only if we’re caught and punished can we be saved. “Burn the Louvre,” the mechanic says, “and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”"
— Chuck Palahniuk

"“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted the whole world to hit bottom.”"
— Chuck Palahnuik

"A good T-shirt never dies. There are just fewer places you can wear it. This one still has many years left."
— Tom Chick

"i am jack's wasted life"
— tyler durde

""Order what you feel like eating," says your impatient dinner companion. But the problem is that you don't KNOW what you feel like eating. What you feel like eating is precisely what you are trying to figure out.
"Order what you feel like eating" is just a piece of advice about the criteria you should be using to guide your deliberations. It is not a solution to your menu problem - just as "Do the right thing" and "Tell the truth" are only suggestions about criteria, not answers to actual dilemmas. The actual dilemma is what, in the particular case staring you in the face, the right thing to do or the honest thing to say really is. And making those kinds of decisions - about what is right or what is truthful - IS like deciding what to order in a restaurant, in the sense that getting a handle on tastiness is no harder or easier (even though it is generally less important) than getting a handle on justice or truth."
— Louis Menand

" it was on the tip of everyone's tongue, me and tyler just put it into words."
— fight club