"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
— Charles M. Schulz

"Even I'm edible! But that, my children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies."
— Roald Dahl

"...if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they were upset."
— Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

"Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night."
— Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

"Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas...Imported direct from Loompaland...And oh what a terrible country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the world - hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping."
— Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

""He's a wallflower.""
— Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

"I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens."
— Charlie Brown

"if god had meant for us to walk he wouldn't of invented roller skates"
— willy wonka

""You are the Bunana King, Charlie!""
— Charlie the Unicorn

"We all deserve the love we think we deserve."
— Chbosky

""You look like a deranged youngster when you smile!" "
— Old Octopus Charlie the Octopus

"You all everybody!
You all everybody!
Acting like you're stupid people wearing expensive clothes!
You all everybody!"
— Driveshaft

"Standing on the fringes of life offers a unique experience, but there's a time to see what it looks like from the dance floor."
— Chbosky

"Fool, I am the weasel!"
— the Pink Unicorn

""Truth is rare fruit in garden of murder.""
— Earl Derr Biggers (Black Camel)

"The script sits in front of you. The writer’s translated into ink what is in his spirit and his soul and his mind. Bum. [Thumps table.] I come along, I pick it up, and the ink goes into my eyes, into my mind, into my body, flows around and that part starts to inhabit me. And I know a good part when I see one."
— Peter O'Toole

"Few things in cultural programming in the mass media are quite as disturbing as watching Charlie Rose leaning forward, craning out over his table, peering deeply, on the very precipice of an incisive question sure to reveal a real Idea, a slim, almost excited smile starting to form on his lips as he imagines the dawning joy of the intellectual life revealed for himself and his audience, and we move with the camera, oh-so-sincerely, to his guest and see that all this expectation and anticipation is addressed to . . . Lance Armstrong. Or Ron “Opie” Howard. Or Gary Shandling….."
— Curtis White